Mother's Day card. Let's not mince words here. Let's be emphatic about it. She's the best fucking mom ever & you love her so fucking much. The perfect card for the mom with a potty mouth or who appreciates a good F bomb. Give it to your mom or give it to your wife or to your homey who happens to be a mom. Or give it to your pool boy to confuse the shit out of him.
Hand Print Crafts--I still have the one my oldest made for me 18 years ago for Mother's Day. Luckily her teacher was a mom who knew the importance of such an item and had the children make them on something more substantial than construction paper, mat board. This item is framed and hangs in our home to this day.