So true, kids speak the truth
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. but she was not stupid. She wanted a nice dress to go to the ball at the castle because he knew there had principe.
You couldn't pay me to sleep in a damp tent all night long on the hard ground. I'll take a hotel with a comfy bed please :)
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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren
Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up.or mispronounced your child's name with the 18 silent letters
Hahaha this is too funny! Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, 'Go get'em we can do this!' And then wine is like, 'You'll get them tomorrow You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.
Abraham Lincoln will heal your wounds. Must have Abe Band-Aids!
You're making it difficult for me to be the teacher I'd always imagined I would be. Lol isn't that the truth :-)
my favourite sport is hockey.I like the Toronto maple leafs I don't know why.and me and my older brother play street hockey for fun with his friends
and I want to do it over and over again. My problem is that as soon as you started to get close to dry, I would hit you again. If I really hate you, I will stalk you just so I can ruin your day again.
Actually my first instinct when I see any living thing is to smile really big to show them how happy they make me (although some animals probably take that the wrong way, lol)
The exact moment Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher found out that Luke & Leia were twins is documented for posterity and my personal amusement.
lol Funny Teacher Week Ecard: If you're going to be a teacher, you'll need to consider developing a drinking problem immediately.
That Moment When You Witness Karma In It’s Full, Glorious Splendor .
Founding father pin-ups funniest thing i have ever seen cant stop laughing!