Yep!

Um, did who ever create this card meet my husband. Why is it that he never remembers anything I say, but gets upset when he finds out I did what I told him him I was going to do? Bitch I told you

Dear future me: you better be the coolest parent out there and put a slide on the stairs.

Dear future me: you better be the coolest parent out there and put a slide on the stairs. definitely needs to happen into the kids playroom (basement) JESSICA SAYS: and dear future me hospital bills will be high pls don't be stupid :)

How I feel when my sister is coming over.

I love the rollerskates. I love the chubby thighs. I love the smile. I LOVE this kid!

hahahahaha.

Don't stop believin' / Hold on to the feelin'. Yes I'm a huge Journey fan and no I'm not ashamed :)

Free, Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

I can't stop laughing!

Nothing To See Here…

I can't stop laughing! <--- I love this kid's face-I'm crying laughing.

Hilarious!

Wouldn’t you have reacted the same way?

Creepiest shower curtain of all time. I need to sneak into my sister's house and put this up in her bathroom, she loves Halloween!

Learn a lesson from your dog. Love this one.

Take heed! Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

Just a reminder that this actually happened. Bahaha!

I remember my mom had this pattern and actually made me and my sister this jumpsuit.Just a reminder that this actually happened. yes it did.

bahahahaha i see this happening

because all of my older lady friends at work tell me this. it comes with age!

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