My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.