Lmao. Do it every time.

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

Ecard funny. Check out my FB page: Today's Mood: Bitchy with a Chance of Sarcasm https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm

hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.

funny!

Something happened in the kitchen and. I love you so much. (Those puppy dog eyes get me every time!

my neck, my back, my netflix and my snacks!

My Neck My Back

My Neck My Back.these shirt are awesome. Check out thug life shirts

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"Sometimes I amaze myself - other times I can't remember which day it is." This is SO me!

Lol....yup.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes. On how to be fabulous.

TOTES!!

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside where it's warm. - YEP, screw winter, I want summer back.

How to pour wine.

How I pour my wine…

New Adventures of Old Christine starring Julia Louis Dreyfus. This lady loves her wine!

Haha this is hilarious

While I've been recovering from the flu, Diddly Squats have been a part of my daily exercise routine!

might be one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

i literally can't stop laughing at this I forgot this little girl's face in this movie

Pretty much!

I don't always bake cookies.but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough.

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