Luv it!

Haha, sarcastic inspiration: "The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It"

I knew I had issues...

oh that's me. random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Yes yes yes

You say my morals are old fashioned? I say it's a sign of being brought up properly. Thanks, Mom & Dad.

I laughed too hard at this!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Men are like pantyhose. Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch. (or in my case, they're just never long enough)


Ecard: If sex between 3 people is a threesome and between 2 people is a twosome. Now I understand why people call you handsome.

Just died laughing!

Funny Confession Ecard: Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

My best friend.

Read Complete Only trust someone who can see these three things in you. The Sorrow behind your smile The Love behind your anger and the Reason behind your silence.

True story

Some people tell me I have a 'Short temper', I prefer to call it: 'A swift and assertive reaction to bullshit.

True story

Funny Confession Ecard: Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair. - Too funny!