"Never ask a girl with winged eyeliner why she's late. This is why I rarely wear winged eyeliner.

I give two sass's a day no basic allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I give two sass's a day no basic allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I love a martini– but two at the most. Three, I'm under the table; four I'm under the host."  Dorothy Parker

"I love a martini– but two at the most. Three, I'm under the table; four I'm under the host." Dorothy Parker


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#humor i saw a shirt with this on it and I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!

#humor i saw a shirt with this on it and I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!

Dinosaurs do not have the moves.

Dinosaurs do not have the moves…

So close to make a wish

So close to make a wish

T-Rex wanting to make a wish with magic lamp. I love T rex jokes

t rex funny pictures | POSTED IN » Funny Animal Pictures , Miscellaneous , WTF Pictures

t rex funny pictures | POSTED IN » Funny Animal Pictures , Miscellaneous , WTF Pictures

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