It's time for me to have a nice life of my own, don't you think? That means I can't be part of your nice life anymore - in fact, I've never been part of it! I'm so done with your conditional love - that's not love. So have a nice life, and I'll have mine!
Three horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday. Today is Monday.) To all of my friends who wanted to cancel today and go back to bed, but didn't: Good on ya.