My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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After a weeklong textile cleanse, Quinoa loves to celebrate her minimalist high by pushing up her sleeves and rearranging the furniture via shoving it all off the balcony into the pool and starting fresh. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa (Hey Quinoa fans: start your own textile cleanse at Primary.com and get free shipping for a year with code QUINOA.)

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  • Andro Nymous
    Andro Nymous

    It's so good to see another Quinoa post!!!!

  • Mindy Cohen
    Mindy Cohen

    Thank you for this link! This looks like a great place.

  • Ruddie Marques
    Ruddie Marques

    This board is absolute gold.

There was an awkward moment at Coachella when Quinoa took her new assistant Fleek into the pop-up forest installation and explained that an acorn sash should never be worn with a gilded bird and where was he raised anyway, at Kohls? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Mokkasin: mokkasin for Toca Boca

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  • Joann (Revel) Latimer
    Joann (Revel) Latimer

    Bwahahaha!!!

  • Yellow Lolly
    Yellow Lolly

    Oh that's a lot of deep-woods patterning going on there. Could be dangerous. Plaid may be safer next time, Quinoa.

Though she's never been accused of being an optimist, Quinoa does tend to look at life through hexagonal designer glasses. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

michelle marshall | photography

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Never one to take chances during allergy season, Quinoa requires her au pair Fontanelle to thoroughly dust her every day. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Intervista a Lauren Santodomingo di Moda Operandi - Elle

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Quinoa is very good at setting boundaries. For example, in order for everyone to admire her outfit, she had them take three steps back and form a nice semi-circle. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Rouge Hooded Kimono

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  • Lisa MacDonald
    Lisa MacDonald

    Lady bea, take a look at the rest of the pinterest ^.~ It isn't about that kind of baoundries, it's a play on child models and people who actually dress their kid like that. Quinoa is a very enterprising toddler who has her own books,and is CEO of sealer (fabulous) companies.

  • Lady Bea
    Lady Bea

    I think there is room for different opinions.

  • gina de michael
    gina de michael

    hilarious

  • Diana Condylas
    Diana Condylas

    Lady Bea, you totally missed the point of this.

  • Novalinnhe Rowa
    Novalinnhe Rowa

    Lady Bea's comment is even funnier than this pin. If you were to look up the idiom "missing the point" in the dictionary, I wouldn't half expect to see a screenshot of it. There's having a different opinion, and then there's very firmly grasping the wrong end of the stick.

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Sometimes January 2nd is tough for Quinoa because she's already accomplished all of her New Year's goals. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Mode enfant, la sélection shopping - Le Blog Shopping

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  • Gladys P
    Gladys P

    Love it

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Quinoa is such a go-getter!

  • Mary E. Martin
    Mary E. Martin

    This is brilliant!

  • MINIMNT
    MINIMNT

    haha stop judging us Quinoa

While it's too soon to say where it will lead or what it means, Quinoa did accept Boursin's invitation to go get ombre lowlights and kale smoothies together. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Jackie Lea Sommers
    Jackie Lea Sommers

    Bournoa? Quinsin?

  • Ella McDowell
    Ella McDowell

    BOURSIN!!!!!

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    I hope they take it slowly this time around.

  • Stephani Muzyczek
    Stephani Muzyczek

    Is she really able to go on even a casual outing with someone who honestly prefers Montauk over the Hamptons?

  • Bard Judith
    Bard Judith

    http://time.com/3683207/nut... You are so ahead of the trend - bravo!

During the intermission of her mind-blowing holiday tribute to Sara Bareilles, Quinoa noticed that you don't have her book How to Quinoa yet. Wow. Really? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

teaching literacy.

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In spite of Quinoa's constant direction and feedback, Teavana clearly wasn't equipped to assume the role and pressures of Second Rabbit. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Viagra for canadians. Best Drugstore.

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On the first day of Quinoa, my Chevron gave to me: HOW TO QUINOA in a pear tree. #12DaysofQuinoa #MIWDTD

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After a long morning of DIY, Quinoa quietly admired the swimming pool she built entirely out of wood pallets and washi tape while her au pair Fontanelle took a rest. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Mrs. Mitchell
    Mrs. Mitchell

    Oh Quinoa, you set such a good example reusing materials into fabulous new purposes!

  • Lisa Shafer
    Lisa Shafer

    What? No mod podge or mason jars?

  • Kerstin Gunia
    Kerstin Gunia

    Quinoa is putting the DIY pins to good use.

  • Pauline Schmidt
    Pauline Schmidt

    Big LOL at au pair Fontanelle!!!

  • Sabbia Bianca
    Sabbia Bianca

    Please check out our 2015 rash guard collection!

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Quinoa's friend Hashtag has a simple return policy for his wholesale accessory business: duke it out. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Lunchbox
    Lunchbox

    Who the frick would dress a toddler like that!

  • Gladys P
    Gladys P

    Love retweet haha

  • Taylor Saunders
    Taylor Saunders

    Patrick Thornton

  • Sara Mittet
    Sara Mittet

    I would @Lunchbox! Love the Ramones!

  • Novalinnhe Rowa
    Novalinnhe Rowa

    RETWEET! Needs to happen! xD

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Quinoa suffers from a rare sleep disorder that causes her to peel beige wallpaper in hotels and form it into floral parade floats. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Pretty summer girls fashion from I Love Gorgeous for 2015

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  • Mommer9of9
    Mommer9of9

    Quinoa needs an upgrade.

  • Kendra Holdeman
    Kendra Holdeman

    I thought she was making a statement with a giant cheese ball.

  • Ale Balanzario-SheQuiltsToday
    Ale Balanzario-SheQuiltsToday

    Love this photo

  • Chelsea Murphy
    Chelsea Murphy

    WTF?

  • David Hertzig
    David Hertzig

    "...bespoke toilet paper..." <snork!>

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After a traumatic encounter with animal halitosis, Quinoa's friend Hewn has dedicated his life to teaching various wildlife how to gargle mouthwash. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Blog - SNEAK PEEK SOFT GALLERY AUTUMN WINTER 2014 - SpringStof

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  • Louisa Higgins
    Louisa Higgins

    Fabulous!!!

  • Courtney Mahan
    Courtney Mahan

    Rae Kelly this kid reminds me of Jaeden!

  • Novalinnhe Rowa
    Novalinnhe Rowa

    Animal halitosis. Oh my God. xD

  • Chanelle Coppel
    Chanelle Coppel

    Hewn!!

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No amount of snow or road closures will ever stop Quinoa's manny Lozenge from getting her to her mani/pedi appointment on time. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Masculine Style

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  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Lozenge is a hero!

Quinoa and her friend Celiac love to lose a whole morning just playing the blues and riffing on life back in the aughts. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Julie Woods
    Julie Woods

    The headpiece is an update of Billie Holliday's signature gardenia.

  • Amy Callaman
    Amy Callaman

    Poor Celiac's hair.

  • Diana Condylas
    Diana Condylas

    Oh I thought Celiac's twin would be Crohn. So manly.

  • Lunchbox
    Lunchbox

    Celiac LOL

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    Wendy B
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A few years ago, Tiffany Beveridge was contemplating whether she wanted to have a third child. Instead, she gave birth to a Pinterest board.

Pins that needle

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  • Tiffany Beveridge
    Tiffany Beveridge

    teamBoo, I've been a fan of yours for years!

  • Whats Ur Home Story
    Whats Ur Home Story

    Tiffany Beveridge This is the best thing on Pinterest! Love it!

  • Misti DeVries
    Misti DeVries

    You are my hero. Quinoa needs a friend named Marzetti, I think.

  • Elaine Weiss
    Elaine Weiss

    Love Quinoa's bae's. Bey and Bae. They look like very down to earth girls ;)

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    InspirationFiles.com

    I could totally see a Ruxpin joining Quinoa's crew of friends ;)

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Before performing a new standup set at the Knock Knock Club, Quinoa always rehearses with her employees Bey and Bae, who have contracted to emit contagious peals of laughter during every show. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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Quinoa felt bad about nodding off during Chevron's memoir reading, so she suggested her BFF begin the chapter again, read the rest in a cockney accent, and skip over the boring parts. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Peg Krueger
    Peg Krueger

    I'm surprised Quinoa didn't order a double shot espresso as well.

  • Bri Scott
    Bri Scott

    Dont you mean a double shot fluffy?

  • Jessa
    Jessa

    I just found this board by looking for 'poppet costume' and can't stop laughing. This is truly a gem.

  • Aimee Cherry
    Aimee Cherry

    Ruby Morganti-Durham This is her page!

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Poor Chevron. She'll never be on Quinoa's level.

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On the surface, it was an average Polka Dot Inception-themed play date, but if things go according to plan, Quinoa has successfully set in motion the global eradication of chicken nuggets. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Bonpoint : quatre styles et un hiver

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  • Christine McCarthy Guthrie
    Christine McCarthy Guthrie

    I am totally on-board with Quinoa's latest initiative.

  • Mickimarie
    Mickimarie

    More power to her!

  • Kathy Jones
    Kathy Jones

    Whoa. I just got this reference to the movie, "Inception.' Very clever indeed!

  • Tuli
    Tuli

    Quinoa has the best themed playdates

  • Shannon Pasold
    Shannon Pasold

    Very creepy lol

Sometimes Quinoa gets really incensed about how easily the word artisanal gets tossed around these days. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Ladida tienda de moda infantil y Neige para Ladida > Minimoda.es

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  • Rebecca Carmichael-Stromgren
    Rebecca Carmichael-Stromgren

    I have to agree with Quinoa, on this one.

  • Fleur Darling
    Fleur Darling

    hahaha this is a goodie...

  • mzzlee
    mzzlee

    indeed....hmmph!...

"Please excuse Quinoa's absence at school today. Unfortunately, she isn't feeling on brand." #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • bigbadbrookie
    bigbadbrookie

    OMFG "on brand"! I'm so stealing that!

  • loop88
    loop88

    HA!

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    I feel your pain, Quinoa.

  • Allison Page
    Allison Page

    Don't I know THAT feeling!

How to Quinoa: Life Lessons from My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter by Tiffany Beveridge

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  • Karen Martin
    Karen Martin

    Thanks!

  • Lena Kipnis
    Lena Kipnis

    Irina Kipnis

  • Kerstin Gunia
    Kerstin Gunia

    The BFF chapter is my favorite, great book!

  • Tiffany Beveridge
    Tiffany Beveridge

    Thank you Kerstin!

  • Leslie Johnston Perdue
    Leslie Johnston Perdue

    I'm very excited! I actually was going to suggest you put everything into a book. You crack me up

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Quinoa assured Gazpacho that as soon as her ex playfriend Boursin walked out of the building and saw the cerulean promise wristband, their play date would resume. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA #ginakimphotography

Enfant Street Style

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Yes, Quinoa knows she shouldn't have used her au pair Fontanelle's Amex without asking, but a cruel punishment of public over-patterning isn't going to bring a FICO score back, is it? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Jo Dee Archetti
    Jo Dee Archetti

    (or provide us a pic including one of them!)

  • Holly Davis
    Holly Davis

    It pains my eyes to look at all of those patterns!

  • Rachel Hall
    Rachel Hall

    Clearly it's Q & F. Btw probably my favorite #MIWDTD

  • Abril Novoa Camino
    Abril Novoa Camino

    This board makes me laugh.

  • Robin Wood Noser
    Robin Wood Noser

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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