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My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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Quinoa is very good at setting boundaries. For example, in order for everyone to admire her outfit, she had them take three steps back and form a nice semi-circle. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Rouge Hooded Kimono

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  • Janae Mancheski
    Janae Mancheski

    oh my god she's referencing how the girl's arms in the photo look like she just pushed people away calm the fuck down

  • Lady Bea
    Lady Bea

    this feels like it is mocking families who are trying to raise young girls to have boundaries, and agency in whatever they do. It is sad because of the rate of abuse, both sexual and physical young girls experience. Many parents raise girls to be quiet, background, helpers, and to study, but not have a lot of their own thoughts. I applaud anyone who tries to go against the grain and teach young girls to experience, explore and create boundaries.

Sometimes January 2nd is tough for Quinoa because she's already accomplished all of her New Year's goals. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Mode enfant, la sélection shopping - Le Blog Shopping

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  • MINIMNT
    MINIMNT

    haha stop judging us Quinoa

  • Mary E. Martin
    Mary E. Martin

    This is brilliant!

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Quinoa is such a go-getter!

  • Gladys P
    Gladys P

    Love it

While it's too soon to say where it will lead or what it means, Quinoa did accept Boursin's invitation to go get ombre lowlights and kale smoothies together. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Bard Judith
    Bard Judith

    http://time.com/3683207/nut... You are so ahead of the trend - bravo!

  • Stephani Muzyczek
    Stephani Muzyczek

    Is she really able to go on even a casual outing with someone who honestly prefers Montauk over the Hamptons?

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    I hope they take it slowly this time around.

  • Ella McDowell
    Ella McDowell

    BOURSIN!!!!!

  • Jackie Lea Sommers
    Jackie Lea Sommers

    Bournoa? Quinsin?

During the intermission of her mind-blowing holiday tribute to Sara Bareilles, Quinoa noticed that you don't have her book How to Quinoa yet. Wow. Really? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

In spite of Quinoa's constant direction and feedback, Teavana clearly wasn't equipped to assume the role and pressures of Second Rabbit. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Viagra for canadians. Best Drugstore.

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On the first day of Quinoa, my Chevron gave to me: HOW TO QUINOA in a pear tree. #12DaysofQuinoa #MIWDTD

After a long morning of DIY, Quinoa quietly admired the swimming pool she built entirely out of wood pallets and washi tape while her au pair Fontanelle took a rest. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Pauline Schmidt
    Pauline Schmidt

    Big LOL at au pair Fontanelle!!!

  • Kerstin Gunia
    Kerstin Gunia

    Quinoa is putting the DIY pins to good use.

  • Lisa Shafer
    Lisa Shafer

    What? No mod podge or mason jars?

  • Mrs. Mitchell
    Mrs. Mitchell

    Oh Quinoa, you set such a good example reusing materials into fabulous new purposes!

  • Tinti Fee
    Tinti Fee

    Hang on! A swimming pool out of pallets and washi tape? Where is the pin with the instructions???

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Quinoa's friend Hashtag has a simple return policy for his wholesale accessory business: duke it out. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Taylor Saunders
    Taylor Saunders

    Patrick Thornton

  • Gladys P
    Gladys P

    Love retweet haha

  • Lunchbox
    Lunchbox

    Who the frick would dress a toddler like that!

  • Elise @ Bobble Head Baby
    Elise @ Bobble Head Baby

    Oh, yes, I agree! Please let Hashtag have a younger brother (and business partner) named Retweet!

  • Caitlin Barnes
    Caitlin Barnes

    He's got style Clarissa Gregg ! :)

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Quinoa suffers from a rare sleep disorder that causes her to peel beige wallpaper in hotels and form it into floral parade floats. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Pretty summer girls fashion from I Love Gorgeous for 2015

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  • Alejandra Balanzario
    Alejandra Balanzario

    Love this photo

  • Kendra Holdeman
    Kendra Holdeman

    I thought she was making a statement with a giant cheese ball.

  • Mommer 9of9
    Mommer 9of9

    Quinoa needs an upgrade.

  • Julie Woods
    Julie Woods

    Combining the artisan wheatstalk headwrap and the use of bespoke toilet paper to keep her braid in place was directional choice, but the sleep disturbance was unexpected.

After a traumatic encounter with animal halitosis, Quinoa's friend Hewn has dedicated his life to teaching various wildlife how to gargle mouthwash. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Blog - SNEAK PEEK SOFT GALLERY AUTUMN WINTER 2014 - SpringStof

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  • Courtney Mahan
    Courtney Mahan

    Rae Kelly this kid reminds me of Jaeden!

  • Louisa Higgins
    Louisa Higgins

    Fabulous!!!

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    Samantha Thompson
  • Wendy B
    Wendy B

    Samantha Thompson the coyote!!!

  • osccvh
    osccvh

    Ahaha!

No amount of snow or road closures will ever stop Quinoa's manny Lozenge from getting her to her mani/pedi appointment on time. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Masculine Style

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  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Lozenge is a hero!

Quinoa and her friend Celiac love to lose a whole morning just playing the blues and riffing on life back in the aughts. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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    Wendy B
  • Lunchbox
    Lunchbox

    Celiac LOL

  • Diana Condylas
    Diana Condylas

    Oh I thought Celiac's twin would be Crohn. So manly.

  • Amy Callaman
    Amy Callaman

    Poor Celiac's hair.

  • Julie Woods
    Julie Woods

    The headpiece is an update of Billie Holliday's signature gardenia.

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A few years ago, Tiffany Beveridge was contemplating whether she wanted to have a third child. Instead, she gave birth to a Pinterest board.

Pins that needle

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  • Misti DeVries
    Misti DeVries

    You are my hero. Quinoa needs a friend named Marzetti, I think.

  • Whats Ur Home Story
    Whats Ur Home Story

    Tiffany Beveridge This is the best thing on Pinterest! Love it!

  • Tiffany Beveridge
    Tiffany Beveridge

    teamBoo, I've been a fan of yours for years!

  • teamBoo
    teamBoo

    I've somehow never seen this board before...wondering how I will ever get these wasted few years of my life back.

  • Christina Wilson
    Christina Wilson

    And that made all the difference.

Before performing a new standup set at the Knock Knock Club, Quinoa always rehearses with her employees Bey and Bae, who have contracted to emit contagious peals of laughter during every show. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Quinoa felt bad about nodding off during Chevron's memoir reading, so she suggested her BFF begin the chapter again, read the rest in a cockney accent, and skip over the boring parts. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Poor Chevron. She'll never be on Quinoa's level.

  • Aimee Cherry
    Aimee Cherry

    Ruby Morganti-Durham This is her page!

  • Jessa
    Jessa

    I just found this board by looking for 'poppet costume' and can't stop laughing. This is truly a gem.

  • Bri Scott
    Bri Scott

    Dont you mean a double shot fluffy?

  • Peg Krueger
    Peg Krueger

    I'm surprised Quinoa didn't order a double shot espresso as well.

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On the surface, it was an average Polka Dot Inception-themed play date, but if things go according to plan, Quinoa has successfully set in motion the global eradication of chicken nuggets. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Bonpoint : quatre styles et un hiver

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  • Tuli
    Tuli

    Quinoa has the best themed playdates

  • Kathy Jones
    Kathy Jones

    Whoa. I just got this reference to the movie, "Inception.' Very clever indeed!

  • Mickimarie
    Mickimarie

    More power to her!

  • Christine McCarthy Guthrie
    Christine McCarthy Guthrie

    I am totally on-board with Quinoa's latest initiative.

Sometimes Quinoa gets really incensed about how easily the word artisanal gets tossed around these days. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Ladida tienda de moda infantil y Neige para Ladida > Minimoda.es

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  • Fleur Darling
    Fleur Darling

    hahaha this is a goodie...

  • Rebecca Carmichael-Stromgren
    Rebecca Carmichael-Stromgren

    I have to agree with Quinoa, on this one.

"Please excuse Quinoa's absence at school today. Unfortunately, she isn't feeling on brand." #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Allison Page
    Allison Page

    Don't I know THAT feeling!

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    I feel your pain, Quinoa.

  • loop88
    loop88

    HA!

  • bigbadbrookie
    bigbadbrookie

    OMFG "on brand"! I'm so stealing that!

How to Quinoa: Life Lessons from My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter by Tiffany Beveridge

  • Tiffany Beveridge
    Tiffany Beveridge

    Thank you Kerstin!

  • Kerstin Gunia
    Kerstin Gunia

    The BFF chapter is my favorite, great book!

  • Lena Kipnis
    Lena Kipnis

    Irina Kipnis

  • Karen Martin
    Karen Martin

    Thanks!

  • Tiffany Beveridge
    Tiffany Beveridge

    Karen, thank you! Yes! Will email you ASAP!

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Quinoa assured Gazpacho that as soon as her ex playfriend Boursin walked out of the building and saw the cerulean promise wristband, their play date would resume. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA #ginakimphotography

Enfant Street Style

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Yes, Quinoa knows she shouldn't have used her au pair Fontanelle's Amex without asking, but a cruel punishment of public over-patterning isn't going to bring a FICO score back, is it? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Abril Novoa Camino
    Abril Novoa Camino

    This board makes me laugh.

  • Rachel Hall
    Rachel Hall

    Clearly it's Q & F. Btw probably my favorite #MIWDTD

  • Holly Davis
    Holly Davis

    It pains my eyes to look at all of those patterns!

  • Jo Dee Archetti
    Jo Dee Archetti

    (or provide us a pic including one of them!)

  • Jo Dee Archetti
    Jo Dee Archetti

    You clearly don't keep up. It's so Quinoa and Fontanelle. I think Tiffany should be held to blame because she didn't leave her poor darling with one of the mannys instead.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Quinoa specifically requested that she and Chayote be referred to as the "Floral Dissemination Specialist" and "Symbolic Ornament Conveyor" on the wedding program instead of using archaic labels that force children into gender stereotypes. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Defit Lusiana
    Defit Lusiana

    So cute

  • Black N Bianco
    Black N Bianco

    So cute

  • Lee L
    Lee L

    I think this is my fave Quinoa ever.

  • Kate Brewer
    Kate Brewer

    Love this!

  • Kellie Horn
    Kellie Horn

    "Flower girl" and "ring bearer" are old news!

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Despite his obvious pain, Quinoa reminded Hashtag that there are no shortcuts in life. He wouldn't have a malfunctioning knockoff iPhone if he'd simply had his nanny stand in line for three days like everybody else. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Nina Muhammad
    Nina Muhammad

    Mike Hetu this little guy right here lol :)

  • Esha Dev
    Esha Dev

    Eeeeee Kristina Franziska

  • Kristina Franziska
    Kristina Franziska

    Esha Dev

  • Gilbert Jane
    Gilbert Jane

    Beware the dangling participle

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On the rare occasion Quinoa doesn't receive a formal invitation to a play date, she remembers it is simply code for "Make a Surprise Entrance." #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

  • Jennifer Bohrer
    Jennifer Bohrer

    Ninja skills galore!

Between his dimly lit playroom, ill-fitting peacoat, and overall general malaise, Quinoa's friend Salinger was showing all the tell-tale signs of becoming a stock character in a mildly plagiarized college paper. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Kids world traveller look at Scotch Shrunk and Scotch R'Belle

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  • Peg Krueger
    Peg Krueger

    If Cliff Notes were illustrated, Salinger would be featured.

  • Tiffany Beveridge
    Tiffany Beveridge

    Thank you Nannette!!!

  • Nannette Hiller
    Nannette Hiller

    God you're funny! You make me so happy. Quinoa and her friends are my favorite use of the internet. The rest of it just seems like hypnosis in comparison. And love the book, preordered it, died and pushed it on friends, of course.

  • Tammi Werner
    Tammi Werner

    Too funny. Does he have on sweat pants with a peacoat?

  • Lydia Jarman
    Lydia Jarman

    i love these

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