My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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After the dishes, the cabinets, the stool and the refrigerator, Quinoa spotted the only thing left in the kitchen for her to distress: the staff. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

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When Quinoa was presented with not only a kids' menu but a plastic cup with a bendy straw too, she promptly left the restaurant because she couldn't even. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

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Every so often, Quinoa has the same nightmare in which she shows up to school without wearing any Manolo Blahniks. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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How to Quinoa: Life Lessons from My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter - Kindle edition by Tiffany Beveridge. Politics & Social Sciences Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

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One of Quinoa's proudest journalistic achievements was breaking the story about the rising power of the Fair Isle Gang. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

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Rather than make a dramatic scene when her Hair Accessory Specialist added one too many plastic doo-dads to her headband, Quinoa opted for a dramatic, interpretive dance instead. #SoQuinoa #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

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Though it was never confirmed, Quinoa was once rumored to be part of the androgynous super-sleuthing trio known as Crunchy Mousse. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

H&M Mini Me kids fashion collection

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As a small formality before accepting a slice, Quinoa needed to verify the label on the bottom of Chevron's Hermes ombre birthday cake. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Petit Fashion new stylish kids fashion for fall 2015

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For her 70s themed playdate, Quinoa invited her friends Jeroboam and Meridian to come over and contemplate disillusionment. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Anais & I cool kidswear for spring 2015

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After a few days of so-called "coincidental twinning" it became obvious to Quinoa that her beloved au pair Fontanelle was, in fact, stealing her intellectual property. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Hey McKi: Mommy's Little Sunshine.

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Although Quinoa and Chevron recruited Mezzanine for their Indoor Soccer Jump Rope League, they had serious misgivings when she showed up for team photos at the stadium in athletic gear. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

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Quinoa and her friends Rhapsody and Periwinkle have started a coffeehouse band called Smashed Cucumber Salad. #MIWDTD

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After a weeklong textile cleanse, Quinoa loves to celebrate her minimalist high by pushing up her sleeves and rearranging the furniture via shoving it all off the balcony into the pool and starting fresh. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa (Hey Quinoa fans: start your own textile cleanse at Primary.com and get free shipping for a year with code QUINOA.)

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There was an awkward moment at Coachella when Quinoa took her new assistant Fleek into the pop-up forest installation and explained that an acorn sash should never be worn with a gilded bird and where was he raised anyway, at Kohls? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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Though she's never been accused of being an optimist, Quinoa does tend to look at life through hexagonal designer glasses. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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Never one to take chances during allergy season, Quinoa requires her au pair Fontanelle to thoroughly dust her every day. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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Quinoa is very good at setting boundaries. For example, in order for everyone to admire her outfit, she had them take three steps back and form a nice semi-circle. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Rouge Hooded Kimono

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Sometimes January 2nd is tough for Quinoa because she's already accomplished all of her New Year's goals. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Mode enfant, la sélection shopping - Le Blog Shopping

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While it's too soon to say where it will lead or what it means, Quinoa did accept Boursin's invitation to go get ombre lowlights and kale smoothies together. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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During the intermission of her mind-blowing holiday tribute to Sara Bareilles, Quinoa noticed that you don't have her book How to Quinoa yet. Wow. Really? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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In spite of Quinoa's constant direction and feedback, Teavana clearly wasn't equipped to assume the role and pressures of Second Rabbit. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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On the first day of Quinoa, my Chevron gave to me: HOW TO QUINOA in a pear tree. #12DaysofQuinoa #MIWDTD

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After a long morning of DIY, Quinoa quietly admired the swimming pool she built entirely out of wood pallets and washi tape while her au pair Fontanelle took a rest. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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Quinoa's friend Hashtag has a simple return policy for his wholesale accessory business: duke it out. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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