My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

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As a small formality before accepting a slice, Quinoa needed to verify the label on the bottom of Chevron's Hermes ombre birthday cake. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Petit Fashion new stylish kids fashion for fall 2015
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    Noirin Meade

    Love the floor and her boots!

For her 70s themed playdate, Quinoa invited her friends Jeroboam and Meridian to come over and contemplate disillusionment. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Anais & I cool kidswear for spring 2015

After a few days of so-called "coincidental twinning" it became obvious to Quinoa that her beloved au pair Fontanelle was, in fact, stealing her intellectual property. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Hey McKi: Mommy's Little Sunshine.
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    Stephanie George

    These are so awesome 😂

  • Kathy Jones
    Kathy Jones

    Time to place a call to Quinoa's team of high-powered litigators.

Although Quinoa and Chevron recruited Mezzanine for their Indoor Soccer Jump Rope League, they had serious misgivings when she showed up for team photos at the stadium in athletic gear. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

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Quinoa and her friends Rhapsody and Periwinkle have started a coffeehouse band called Smashed Cucumber Salad. #MIWDTD

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    AmazingMary <3

    gr8 name m8s

  • Christine McCarthy Guthrie
    Christine McCarthy Guthrie

    yay! Quinoa is back

  • Wynn Anne Sibbald
    Wynn Anne Sibbald

    We've missed you!

  • Becky McCandlish
    Becky McCandlish

    I've missed Quinoa's adventures!

  • Moochie Desjardins
    Moochie Desjardins

    This just made my day!!!

After a weeklong textile cleanse, Quinoa loves to celebrate her minimalist high by pushing up her sleeves and rearranging the furniture via shoving it all off the balcony into the pool and starting fresh. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa (Hey Quinoa fans: start your own textile cleanse at and get free shipping for a year with code QUINOA.)

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    Andro Nymous

    It's so good to see another Quinoa post!!!!

  • Mindy Cohen
    Mindy Cohen

    Thank you for this link! This looks like a great place.

  • Ruddie Marques
    Ruddie Marques

    This board is absolute gold.

There was an awkward moment at Coachella when Quinoa took her new assistant Fleek into the pop-up forest installation and explained that an acorn sash should never be worn with a gilded bird and where was he raised anyway, at Kohls? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Mokkasin: mokkasin for Toca Boca
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  • Yellow Lolly
    Yellow Lolly

    Oh that's a lot of deep-woods patterning going on there. Could be dangerous. Plaid may be safer next time, Quinoa.

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    Kite Flying Society

    I think they were at #eauxclaires, actually, where the forest was real.

Though she's never been accused of being an optimist, Quinoa does tend to look at life through hexagonal designer glasses. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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Never one to take chances during allergy season, Quinoa requires her au pair Fontanelle to thoroughly dust her every day. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Intervista a Lauren Santodomingo di Moda Operandi - Elle

Quinoa is very good at setting boundaries. For example, in order for everyone to admire her outfit, she had them take three steps back and form a nice semi-circle. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Rouge Hooded Kimono
  • Lady Bea
    Lady Bea

    I think there is room for different opinions.

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    gina de michael


  • Diana Condylas
    Diana Condylas

    Lady Bea, you totally missed the point of this.

  • Novalinnhe Rowa
    Novalinnhe Rowa

    Lady Bea's comment is even funnier than this pin. If you were to look up the idiom "missing the point" in the dictionary, I wouldn't half expect to see a screenshot of it. There's having a different opinion, and then there's very firmly grasping the wrong end of the stick.

  • Jennifer Erickson
    Jennifer Erickson

    These comments!

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Sometimes January 2nd is tough for Quinoa because she's already accomplished all of her New Year's goals. #MIWDTD #HowToQuinoa

Mode enfant, la sélection shopping - Le Blog Shopping
  • Gladys P
    Gladys P

    Love it

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Quinoa is such a go-getter!

  • Mary E. Martin
    Mary E. Martin

    This is brilliant!


    haha stop judging us Quinoa

  • Diana Norry
    Diana Norry

    I feel like what is even the point of trying to get pregnant now because my baby won't be Quinoa #sadtrombone

While it's too soon to say where it will lead or what it means, Quinoa did accept Boursin's invitation to go get ombre lowlights and kale smoothies together. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Jackie Lea Sommers
    Jackie Lea Sommers

    Bournoa? Quinsin?

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    Ella McDowell


  • Jennifer

    I hope they take it slowly this time around.

  • Stephani Muzyczek
    Stephani Muzyczek

    Is she really able to go on even a casual outing with someone who honestly prefers Montauk over the Hamptons?

  • Bard Judith
    Bard Judith You are so ahead of the trend - bravo!

During the intermission of her mind-blowing holiday tribute to Sara Bareilles, Quinoa noticed that you don't have her book How to Quinoa yet. Wow. Really? #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

teaching literacy.

In spite of Quinoa's constant direction and feedback, Teavana clearly wasn't equipped to assume the role and pressures of Second Rabbit. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Viagra for canadians. Best Drugstore.

On the first day of Quinoa, my Chevron gave to me: HOW TO QUINOA in a pear tree. #12DaysofQuinoa #MIWDTD

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After a long morning of DIY, Quinoa quietly admired the swimming pool she built entirely out of wood pallets and washi tape while her au pair Fontanelle took a rest. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Mrs. Mitchell
    Mrs. Mitchell

    Oh Quinoa, you set such a good example reusing materials into fabulous new purposes!

  • Lisa Shafer
    Lisa Shafer

    What? No mod podge or mason jars?

  • Kerstin Gunia
    Kerstin Gunia

    Quinoa is putting the DIY pins to good use.

  • Pauline Schmidt
    Pauline Schmidt

    Big LOL at au pair Fontanelle!!!

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    Sabbia Bianca

    Please check out our 2015 rash guard collection!

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Quinoa's friend Hashtag has a simple return policy for his wholesale accessory business: duke it out. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Lunchbox

    Who the frick would dress a toddler like that!

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    Gladys P

    Love retweet haha

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    Taylor Saunders

    Patrick Thornton

  • Sara Mittet
    Sara Mittet

    I would @Lunchbox! Love the Ramones!

  • Novalinnhe Rowa
    Novalinnhe Rowa

    RETWEET! Needs to happen! xD

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Quinoa suffers from a rare sleep disorder that causes her to peel beige wallpaper in hotels and form it into floral parade floats. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Pretty summer girls fashion from I Love Gorgeous for 2015
  • Kendra Holdeman
    Kendra Holdeman

    I thought she was making a statement with a giant cheese ball.

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    Ale Balanzario-SheQuiltsToday

    Love this photo

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    Chelsea Murphy


  • David Hertzig
    David Hertzig

    "...bespoke toilet paper..." <snork!>

  • Tiffany Allen
    Tiffany Allen

    Looks like one of the planets from LE PETIT PRINCE....

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After a traumatic encounter with animal halitosis, Quinoa's friend Hewn has dedicated his life to teaching various wildlife how to gargle mouthwash. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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    Courtney Mahan

    Rae Kelly this kid reminds me of Jaeden!

  • Novalinnhe Rowa
    Novalinnhe Rowa

    Animal halitosis. Oh my God. xD

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    Chanelle Coppel


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No amount of snow or road closures will ever stop Quinoa's manny Lozenge from getting her to her mani/pedi appointment on time. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Lozenge is a hero!

Quinoa and her friend Celiac love to lose a whole morning just playing the blues and riffing on life back in the aughts. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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    Amy Callaman

    Poor Celiac's hair.

  • Diana Condylas
    Diana Condylas

    Oh I thought Celiac's twin would be Crohn. So manly.

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    Celiac LOL

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  • Diana Norry
    Diana Norry

    The names of these kids...I die . Just wait until the people who don't get it think, "Celiac - what a pretty name! I think (insert first letter) -ayden's next sibling should be called Celiac!"

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A few years ago, Tiffany Beveridge was contemplating whether she wanted to have a third child. Instead, she gave birth to a Pinterest board.

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  • Tiffany Beveridge
    Tiffany Beveridge

    teamBoo, I've been a fan of yours for years!

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    Whats Ur Home Story

    Tiffany Beveridge This is the best thing on Pinterest! Love it!

  • Misti DeVries
    Misti DeVries

    You are my hero. Quinoa needs a friend named Marzetti, I think.

  • Elaine Weiss
    Elaine Weiss

    Love Quinoa's bae's. Bey and Bae. They look like very down to earth girls ;)


    I could totally see a Ruxpin joining Quinoa's crew of friends ;)

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Before performing a new standup set at the Knock Knock Club, Quinoa always rehearses with her employees Bey and Bae, who have contracted to emit contagious peals of laughter during every show. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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Quinoa felt bad about nodding off during Chevron's memoir reading, so she suggested her BFF begin the chapter again, read the rest in a cockney accent, and skip over the boring parts. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

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  • Peg Krueger
    Peg Krueger

    I'm surprised Quinoa didn't order a double shot espresso as well.

  • Bri Scott
    Bri Scott

    Dont you mean a double shot fluffy?

  • Jessa

    I just found this board by looking for 'poppet costume' and can't stop laughing. This is truly a gem.

  • Aimee Cherry
    Aimee Cherry

    Ruby Morganti-Durham This is her page! 😂

  • Molly Romeo
    Molly Romeo

    Poor Chevron. She'll never be on Quinoa's level.

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On the surface, it was an average Polka Dot Inception-themed play date, but if things go according to plan, Quinoa has successfully set in motion the global eradication of chicken nuggets. #MIWDTD #HOWTOQUINOA

Bonpoint : quatre styles et un hiver
  • Christine McCarthy Guthrie
    Christine McCarthy Guthrie

    I am totally on-board with Quinoa's latest initiative.

  • Mickimarie

    More power to her!

  • Kathy Jones
    Kathy Jones

    Whoa. I just got this reference to the movie, "Inception.' Very clever indeed!

  • Tuli

    Quinoa has the best themed playdates

  • Shannon Pasold
    Shannon Pasold

    Very creepy lol