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Somewhere, somebody.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.


Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.


Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.


Funny Confession Ecard: When someone yells, 'shotgun!', I yell 'Rosa Parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move.


Relatable Post When you're in the shower and you hear loud thumps you think, "They're killing my family and I'll have to fight the attacker naked.

I bake cookies and shit.

I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born.And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit. I'm pretty sure nothing truer has ever been said about me!


OMG my life motto on an ecard. If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf***er a reason.


Separation anxiety from a dog's point of view. "I thought you were never ever ever ever coming home I panicked.

Dogs are girl's best friend

Whoever said that diamonds are a girls best friend.Never owned a dog. This is so very i love my dog more than any diamond in the world(:


Funny pictures about I want to defriend you. Oh, and cool pics about I want to defriend you. Also, I want to defriend you.