Never trust a man who doesn't like cats.
The Sweetest New Pet Adoption Portrait Ever. A Redditor reposted this portrait from the Athens Area Humane Society’s heartwarming series of cats and dogs who have just been adopted by their new families. This one brought tears of joy to my eyes.
Leave for work? But your job is taking care of me
I'm going to pee in your bed tonight and your parents will think you did it.