Probably not the biggest lie I tell myself but it's waaaaay up there... Along with hambugers are healthy 'cause they have lettuce and tomatoes on them and "I'm fine" even though I'm not but I'm too darn tired to explain it to anyone as to why I'm not ;-S
I remember lying on the sofa with my laptop the first time I discovered DamnYouAutoCorrect. At some points I had my hands on either side of my face in horror and at the next entry started laughing so hard that I was unknowingly CLAPPING MY FACE. :
What this actually says: "I am a thin-skinned, whiny person who cannot tolerate differences, does not know how to use a 'hide' or 'block' button, interprets every disagreement as an attack, and wants everyone to do what I want."