Funny Minion Quotes Of The Day

Funniest Minions Quotes Of The Week -

Monday mornings have to be the worst - why did they ever invent them? The again if it werent Monday mornings it would be Tuesday mornings and if my Tuesday mornings. And so on

Sadly, thats true. but the good thing is I make sure that I am completely full, and that i get rid of all my cravings before i go brush by teeth. But you're lucky that i do brush my teeth!


Yes- what if the dreams of your soul are what the world calls "Small" Dreams? Just because they are poorly paid but noble professions, say? Like Teaching? Should you then just stop aspiring for your "small" dreams because everyone else says "Dream big"?

I find this far too funny

icing it? because icing. and he's a gingerbread man. so like the icing you put on a gingerbread cookie.

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If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room and answer, "haven't decided yet."--Funny Pictures Of The Day - 32 Pics

This is so effing true. A good of my greatest stories start with "So this bitch [Insert Name Here].


I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio. Now THAT would make for a REALLY fun Zumba class!