Oh, I know several girls on Pinterest alone who will be receiving this card!!

Congratulations on making a human with your genitals. Perfect for new parents who appreciate funny baby cards & their private parts. If Torres has children, she's getting this card.


Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.


This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

So true!

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

Seriously. Please.

I want to say this to people all the time. maybe not the get friends part, but just the stop taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. I believe it is ok until you are you must stop!


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Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice. I call it Goose and Berries when I order it.

I need this shirt!

Fave christmas gift ever - Ask me about my T-Rex! No... really... ask me!!!!


Funny Confession Ecard: I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.


I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. Even though I would never slap anyone. Karma will get you!


this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

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