“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey.

dropyouranchors: “sierrakkusterbeck: ““ “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall.

childhood mem

It Takes Two. I loved this movie growing up. It's got to be that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence, world series kind of stuff!

Haha so true

I don't have a Honey-Do list. I have an I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self list! And surprise! bahahaha so true

That's right.

Im not a prince, I dont need saving. I am a queen, I got this shit handled.

make it your own

So true! Hate "store bought" homes! Decor should have a story other than page 56 of a catalog! That is style, that is decorating.

hehe.

This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

The 20 Most Inspiring Health and Fitness Mantras

If you wait for perfect conditions. - If you wait for perfect conditions, youll never get anything done.

helpful

Positive Quotes For Life: One of the hardest lessons in life to learn is figuring out which bridges to cross and which to burn

Wisdom.

Worrying does not empty tomorrow of it’s troubles, it empties today of strength – Corrie Ten Boom. Related posts: No Worries… Quote Of The Day – October 2012 March 2012 – Quote Of The Day March 2012 – Quote Of The Day

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