Cookie Monster wisdom

Inspirational Cookie Monster - Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.


My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.


food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere

True story.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. I don't mind hearing about the gym but this is still funny.


Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!' 'So, you're kicking meeeowt?


Don't Make Me Mad Or I Will Ginger Snap - Baby with Red Hair Holds a Warning Sign ---- best hilarious jokes funny pictures walmart humor fail


Funny Friendship Ecard: If you ever need a slightly distracted, unsympathetic friend, I'm here for you.


So sad.but true. I need a word for when there is only 1 k-cup left and there is no way I'm going to share with my honey.

"everyone in my phone has a different micheal scott face"

When Mom calls VS when Dad calls. Steve Carrell is PERFECT. Michael Scott faces for each caller.

Chicken Pho Noodle Soup Recipe with Zucchini Noodles! Light, healthy and comforting. | @whiteonrice

Zucchini Noodle Vietnamese Pho

Easy Chicken Pho with zucchini noodles or zucchini pasta. It's my Vietnamese pho noodle soup recipe that's light, healthy with zucchini! Recipe for pho soup