I want to be there when karma ass-fucks you with a cactus.
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.
I wish I were a cat because the fatter you are, the more people like you. And, you get to sleep all day
(A kiss is just a kiss...?) A kiss is an upper persuasion for a lower invasion.
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Haha oh man this is great...
Hunger Games. Peeta Mellark.
Funny Breakup Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina could use a 'delete history' button.