I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol.

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Yup! LMAO

Reason why I'm a bitch: you're fucking stupid

Flower

I don’t want to be a dog anymore…

YES!!!

You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track I remember this with cassette's.

literally made me laugh out loud

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!

Sorry Luke.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Yep

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. This is how I feel when I get off of work lol

Best one yet.

Funny Sports Ecard: You know what I would do in the Olympics? The US Men's Swim Team.

Or beer, lots and lots of beer

Quote coffee wine play in serenity prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole."

"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole." This is SOOOOOO me!

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