every. single. time

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

So true.

Life's Better in Flip Flops, Wood Wall Art, Sign, Vintage Style, Beach Quote. The Wilkerson/McGowan family needs this for the lake!

:)  @Leah Hagan!

Free, Friendship Ecard: Yes, we are aware of how obnoxious we are when we are…

<3 it!

"mascara" athletic heather burnout fleece sweatshirt I NEED this!

so true...

What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it’s supposed to be

Only southerners understand this.

Totally a Southern thing. All soft drinks were called coke.


I’m not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? This is so me!

I'm not an option, I'm a necessity. Either you need me or you don't, and if you don't then don't waste my time because there is someone out there who does need me.

“If you hesitate between me and another person, don’t choose me.


No Good Reason Button

I see no good reason to act my age. Nope, it's just a number.

Perhaps change the part ti and celebrate new love or new beginnings. For champagne table. Time to drink champagne and dance on the table.

I don’t know where i’m going from here but I promise it wont be boring - David Bowie


Good Things Art Print "Good things come to those who wait. Or those who are willing to get up and get shit done.


I will never be the woman with the perfect hair who can wear white and not spill on it. --Carrie Bradshaw (speaking for me) This is so Me.

Haha, yes.

I was just thinking yesterday - does anyone else sing the alphabet or am I a dumbass? Nope, I sing too

HA!!! True.

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance! Let's dance