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Favorite Movies & Lines........

Favorite Movies & Lines........

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off Sloane: "He's gonna marry me."

Helen Harris: Henry, we have to go, stop brushing your teeth! They're gonna fall out.

Helen Harris: It's like they've never seen a dress before! Jenny Portman: No, they've just never seen a half of a dress.

Helen Harris: ...Father. Pastor Dan Parker: Pastor. Helen Harris: ...Father Pastor. Pastor Dan Parker: Pastor Parker.

"Guess we're all getting A's."

Audrey Davis: What is the matter with you? Don't you remember what it's like to be young? Helen Harris: Of course I do... it was last Wednesday!

Audrey Davis: What about lunch Helen Harris: Eat it, its healthy Audrey Davis: No, I mean we don't have any Helen Harris: I'll take care of it

Ouiser Boudreaux: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.

Steel Magnolias Trivia Quiz

Annelle: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

Shelby: Well, we went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!

Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not as sweet as I used to be.

Truvy: Maybe she's praying for Marshall and Drew and Belle. Maybe she's praying for us because we're gossiping. Maybe she's praying because the elastic is shot in her pantyhose! Who knows! She prays a the drop of a hat these days.

Ouiser Boudreaux: He is a boil on the butt of humanity!

Clairee: Here! [grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn] Clairee: Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her! Ouiser Boudreaux: [taken aback and confused] Are you crazy? Clairee: Hit her! Ouiser Boudreaux: Are you *high*, Clairee? Truvy: [in a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind? Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her! Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enough! Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn! Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me! Clairee: M'Lynn, you just missed the chance of a lifetime! Half o' Chiquapin Parish'd give their eye teeth to take a whack at Ouiser!

If you can't say anything nice......

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Truvy: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

M'Lynn: Oh Ouiser, Drum would NEVER point a gun at a lady! Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!

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Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something?

Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly, and I smiled at the son of a bitch 'fore I couldn't help myself.

Truvy: Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.

Idgie Threadgoode: See, now is a time for courage. I guess you already know that there are angels masquerading as people walking around this planet and your mom was the bravest one of those.

I wonder......

That's what you are. A bee charmer.

Ruth: I can understand having a funeral for an arm, I just don't know WHY she insists on calling him Stump. Sipsey: Miss Idgie says everybody else will be calling him that, we might as well be the first.