when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder
This one makes me laugh because I had a total freakout over similar grammar errors with our Spirit Wear at school. I might not be English teacher good at grammar but you can't give kids shirts that were as bad as ours. I refused to buy any of it.