kids say the darnest things

Laughing so hard. I can't wait to be an elementary school teacher. I kind of hope my students have this kind of sense of humor.

It's funny cause it's true.

10 coffee sayings that express perfectly your feelings for coffee - I Love Coffee

Calories

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

These parents are awesome...hysterical.

Super Funny Interview with a One Year Old! These parents are awesome. This is seriously the funniest thing ever. so freaking precious.

What kind of tummy do you have? Pooch? Tire? Stress Tummy? See which of the five you might have and helpful hints to stop bad habits and flatten that belly!

What kind of tummy do you have? See which of the five you might have and helpful hints to stop bad habits and flatten that belly!Stress tummy: These types are typically over-achievers with perfectionist personalities

Yep! hahahahah

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

lmaooo

16 and Pregnant! I feel bad for kids now days that see a cool new toy on TV that they want, but have no way of getting, because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

you HAVE to read this. I am almost dead from laughing

I started crying I'm laughing SO HARD. Read the whole thing! This is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read

Yup!!

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

CAN I GET AN AMEN!

picture of Don Draper from Mad Men with white text reading “My fellow men of the world: Put the video games down. Man-up, Suit-up, and wine & dine the fuck out.

well put

"If I really was a bitch, I'd make your live a living hell, but instead, I'll just sit back & watch you do it yourself.

This is a farmer in Japan who owns a pig farm. He loves pig. Pig loves him. He will play guitar to the pigs, and pigs will lay on his chest to sleep

Proof Women are born this way?

Proof Women are born this way! Cutest video ever! My dad needs to watch this, my speedy voice is fully acceptable:)

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It’s a girl thing (32 photos)

Bill Giyaman posted elizabeth taylor {pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together} to their -inspiring quotes and sayings- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

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