-_- yup

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. OR IN SPITE OF LOSING MY JOB!


Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm hysterical and brilliant, but not a size had to be fair.

So. True.

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

Disney didn't give me unrealistic expectations of love or of men.it gave me unrealistic expectations of HAIR.


One of my favorite commercials of all time! Hahaha What are you wearing "Jake from State Farm" uhhh khakis She sounds hideous Well she's a guy sooo

Sometimes this is really true... Lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

'Cuz I'm a WOMAN lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

Yea, this is a lot of my Facebook friends

Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life. nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. How DO you do it? I do it but not the gym I workout at home saves time and money

I love dogs!

18 Things Only a Dog Owner Will Understand. This is so incredibly perfect. LOL I own a dog and it is so true

Oh yes!

Some people look cute when they dress comfy, I just look like a homeless man. A damn good homeless man ;


Funny Friendship Ecard: We could probably take over the world together. Or just sit around and judge everyone without mercy. This is definitely me and Dale or me and Bronson.