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Glad I don't snore. I suppose That's why most men wake like why do my ribs hurt, cause you snore and your old lady kicked you in the them while you were snoring.

Well said!

Another myth busted…

Ask the families of Newport Connecticut if guns kill. As the mother of the Brunswick infant if guns kill. Ask the parents of our soldiers if guns kill. You will receive better answers from them than any spoon u might ask.

Oh... Hilarious!

We’re going to be weird adults…

We’re going to be weird adults…Gonna be: I glued googly eyes to my toaster and coffee maker so I wouldn't be lonely.


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Very funny!

Funny Text Messages - BryanI totally failed safety and health course did you manage that?well, one of the questions was 'In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'Fuckin' large ones' was apparently the wrong answer.

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