You just sang this, didn't you?
That Can't Be Accurate?
Ha Ha Ha!
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way...
Squirrel Heart to Heart with Buddha: "Buddha - I want to have your peace… your wisdom, your serenity, your divine nature AND your acorn hat! Love, Squirrel" --- love it!
#getonthebooze #makelyfeasier #overit
So true! (I actually yelled out "I just married an asshole" because he was being mean even on our wedding day!!) No lie!! (C.A.R.)
Take me higher : )
It's a fine line ;)
Same sex marriage: No, it's not a place to park your car. It's not a religious institution or an inner-city whinge. #samesexmarriage #gay #lesbian #socialissues #equality
Glinda the Good Witch took the words right out of my mouth! #Karma is only bitch if you are
K so me and my friends went the beach for a day and it was getting late. We saw this car run over a seagull but then we saw it walking so we thought it fine, but my friend decides to go catch it so she runs after and we see that it had a broken wing. For twenty minutes my friend carries the thing with us as we walk. Names it Steven seagull and pets it later though it stops moving I guess it died my friend cause she was drunk and tried started bawling while me and my other friend try calming her