It's sad how much I can relate to this. At the beginning, clean, counters spotless, you think, 'why do I even have an apron??' But never take it off. DON'T TAKE THE APRON OFF, DO YOU UNDERSTAND. Next thing you know, there's flour behind your ears. EARS.
At least your consistant with telling people you're "over it" yet still pin quotes and make comments on Pinterest where the majority of people can't see that you're STILL A FUCKING PSYCHO- Says my biggest fan muah thnx for the love