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This doesn't have to only be Al Capone saying this... we should all live by mutual respect. Trauma survivors are often challenged to do this; mistaking kindness for weakness, or over-reacting. the situation might FEEL like it did at your point of trauma, but maybe it's different in key ways? Get somewhere safe and feel safe
Sayings, Inspiration, Quotes, Al Capone, Truth, Thought, Alcapone
"Don´t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me." Al Capone #alcapone
Contrary to popular belief, 8s can actually be very kind and thoughtful people, especially if they have done their enneagram work with Christ and been able to develope into some of their 2 energy. But unlike 2s, an 8 will not let you take advantage of them. Doing so often results in a side of the 8 that you especially do not ever want to see. | See more about al capone, quotes and gangsters.
I find it amazing that "an eye for an eye" revenge can be any civilised person's ideology. It'll just fuel a cycle of hatred and violence. Given the quote came from the mafia boss Al Capone, one wouldn't have expected any different from him, but to use this quote as an inspiration? That I find it very hard to understand unless the person is sociopathic. It's never weakness that's behind any genuine kindness, it's strength, that's the sociopath's mistake.
Okay so I don't find Al Capone all that inspirational but the saying fits for me!!!
Inspirational quote.... because we all want to be like Al Capone
Never thought I'd quote Al Capone.
Just don' t mistake my kindness.
Al Capone #Quote #Truth
Dental Quotes Dentistry, Dental Humor, Dental Hygiene Quotes, Dental Jokes, Dentist Humor, Funny Dental, Dental Dentists, Dental Hygiene Humor
My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, " I KNOW, RIGHT?!" | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, ' I KNOW, RIGHT?!'
:) #dental #humor #dentistry #smile
A little dental humor... :D
#eCard Dental Humor
Ahhh, dental jokes
Giggle, Quotes, Funny Friday, Fun Stuff, Funny Stuff, Humor, Word, Tgif
#friday #tgif Or at least it will be when I make piña coladas.
Friday. My second favourite F word.
#friday #tgif #royobrienford
The second favorite F word.
The F Word. Heh.
Friday - TGIF
The F Word
Ryan Gosling, Ryangosling, Inspiration, Fitness, Quote, Motivation, Puppy, Running, Workout
"Run Like Ryan Gosling is waiting for you at the finish line with a puppy." #Motivation #Running #Fitness #RyanGosling
"Run like Ryan Gosling is waiting for you at the finish line with a puppy." Great fitness inspiration & advice!!
Inspiration for any women out there working out! #fitspiration #fitness inspiration quotes #health #wellbeing #inspiration #motivation #positive #dreamoutloud
GET THAT MOTIVATION! 20 Motivational Pictures & Quotes To Crank Up Your Workout Drive — Lean It UP Fitness
I dont care thats funny!!!! & would work if it actually happened. GET THAT MOTIVATION! 20 Motivational Pictures & Quotes To Crank Up Your Workout Drive — Lean It UP Fitness
Run Like Ryan Gosling is waiting for you at the finish line with a puppy #idealshape #fitness #funny #running
inspiration for those days that I don't want to run. What is better than Ryan Gosling AND a puppy? :D
"Hey Girl, run like Ryan Gosling is waiting for you at the finishline with a puppy. Keep going." #Ryan #Gosling #motivational #hey #girl #fitness #running #healthy
I'll run the whole earth if you want me to, Ryan Gosling. Workout motivation!
Funny Quotes, LOL Quotes, Funny Quotes Graphics, Funny Sayings
I M Freaking, Floor, My Life, Funny Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things, Freaking Talented
I do this, sometimes (all the time). http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
Did you just fall? No, I attached the floor. Backwards? I'm freaking talented. #funnyquote #quote
Did you just fall? ~~~ NO. I attacked the floor. ~~~ BACKWARDS? ~~~ I'm freaking talented!
You gotta have a sense of humor about some things that are out of your control!lol
Did you fall? No I was attacking the floor. Backwards? I'm freaking talented ;-)
I was out of my element. A dress and heels are not my thing. Liam was in front of me, looking as spectacular as ever in his suit. I was too caught up in my surroundings that I didn't focus on the simple task of walking in my heels. I tripped over them, falling to the ground, landing on my back. I quickly scrambled to my feet to see Liam glance over his shoulder. "Did you just fall?" He asked, failing to hold in a laugh. "No, I attacked the floor." I covered, smoothing out my dress. "Backwards?" He was seriously failing now. I glared up at him. "I'm freaking talented!"
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omgosh...this is so my life, laughing so hard!!!
Retail Therapy, Life, Quotes, Truth, Funny, So True, Things, Shopping
Think a little retail therapy is a harmless way to deal with life's rough times? Check out the four costs of using shopping to cope when the going gets tough.
Found this quote to be rather funny, shopping can be pretty relaxing especially when you get to save money in the process! Shop Brandiktiv today!
so true in my life :p thank God for Goodwill half-price days that allow me to get that shopping therapy!
I am not a shop-a-holic I am just a regular client of Retail Therapy!! Lifes short shop FAST
therapy funny quotes | black and white, cute, fashion, funny, retail therapy
Ha! So true! There are few things some good retail therapy can't fix. :)
Retail Therapy Quotes on Pinterest | Shopping Quotes, Funny Shopping …
I totally live by this ;) #laylagrayce #shopping #fashion #quote
Shopping. Quotes. Truth.
Dear Life I have a firm grasp on the fact that you are not fair - so please - quit teaching me that lesson!!!
Sayings, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Funny, Thought, Not Fair, Dear Life
I honestly don't have the energy anymore to worry about if things or wrong or how I'm treated! I'm at the end of my rope and it's wearing on me.there used to be a time I would lose sleep on stuff like this but not anymore! I give up! They say everyone has good days and bad days but there should be more good than bad!
MS>> O.k, I get it. For years I denied it, believed there was some universal justice, but now I recognise the truth of just how unfair life is - taught to me not by my own difficulties but by a terrible bereavement someone else experienced. But upsetting stuff still keeps happening to me - please - now give me some good times? Some nice surprises, not horrid?
why is it that when you say thats not fair your father says "lifes not fair get usede to it"
As my mom would say "life's NOT fair, a fair has rides, cotton candy and tickets"
As a little girl you always said its not fair. I would say: life is not fair
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Lmfao... Wow I thought I was the only one who thought that way
Hmmm. Funny or Truth? It was a hard decision for me..
Giggle, Funny Humor, Invisible Shit, Some Ecards, Hilarious, So Funny, Haha So True
I hate when cashiers ask, Will that be it for you? Um no, Id like all this invisible shit, too.
Shopping. #ecards #funny #humor
Lol these make me giggle
luv me some ecards!
Haha so true!!
Funny Things, Quotes, Awesome, Truth, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Pinterest, Drink Wine
Success is doing what you love and making it a career, but I don't know who will pay me to drink wine while looking at Pinterest
This is actually what I am doing right now...definitely got a laugh browsing pinterest and reading this lol
Hehe… (ok, so I don't drink wine, but I know a couple of friends who will repin this.:)
I prefer bourbon to wine and football to pinterest, but it's the same general concept.
i get paid for the pinterest... now i just need to incorporate the wine
LOL-- I love these damn cards. They are so funny!
So funny... And yet so true!!
Isn't that the truth!
Saturday Night Live, Snl Character, Bill Hader, Favorite Snl, Funny, Favorite Character, Stefon Snl
Stefon is my favourite- I love the fact that Bill Hader can't keep it together. It does make me wonder if a lot of his definitions for things like "Hoomba" are read for the first time live on the teleprompter. He just gets this look on his face like he's wondering if he really has to say that, and I almost pee myself laughing everytime
Bill Hader in character as "Stefon" from Saturday Night Live (1975-), 2005-2013 - So hilarious! I love Bill Hader!
Bill Hader in character as "Stefon" from Saturday Night Live (2005-2013)
One of my fave SNL characters right now. Bill Hader is the funniest :)
Bill Hader as Stefon (SNL). Love him, makes me laugh every time
Bill Hader as Stefon (SNL). That's that thing when...
Stefon..my favorite SNL character. Love Bill Hader
One of my favorite characters on SNL. Ever.
Bill Hader as Stefon (SNL) - SO FUNNY!
Badass, Geek, Nerd, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Usb, Things
I don't want to sound like a badass but I eject my usb without removing it safely Ha ha this is so me!!
I don't want to sound like a badass, but I eject my USB without removing it safely. (Oh yeah, living on the wild side.)
I don't want to sound like a badass but... I eject my USB without removing it safely. - http://www.rudequote.com/i-dont-want-to-sound-like-a-badass-but-i-eject-my-usb-without-removing-it-safely/
Good thing I learned from my children that "badass" is a good thing.
Badass computer humor
badass nerd alert!
The badass geek
made me laugh!
Sayings, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Opinion, Things
A Collection of 28 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh- if people only knew the things my filter did keep in.....
my mom use to get on my case about saying every little thing that popped into my head so one day i told her that she should just hear all the things i kept to myself....nothing has changed. except she doesn't say anything to me anymore.
This is so me! What can I say? Opinions are like buttholes, everybody has one and they all stink ;p
Don't ask me for my opinion if you don't want to hear the truth. If you didn't have a guilty conscious then you wouldn't be offended and would just brush it off.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself! Liberals/Progressives/Democrats/Far Lefters take note. So true....
Enter conversation at your own risk. So true, Ha! I'm sorry, I don't like people to tell me what I want to hear. I WILL cry most of the time but i will learn from it. (If it is true) Silly lil things, Ditto! If you have lipstick on you're teeth I will tell you. Even if I don't know you. II want you to do the same for me. Public or not. If you ask me if you are fat and I think you really do need to loose a few pounds, I will tell you the truth. If I'm blabbing on line too much, tell me to STFU.
My Opinion funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor opinions
Hmmmmm! So true... Just saying.
dont test me
Giggle, Funny Stuff, Humor, Baby, Walk, Kid
.that's the worse thing you ever did having baby in that pics having those words saying things like that that's not teaching Your kids the right tools
Lmao! Always takin about how things need to be said to me but then walked away when she saw me...yup bitch keep walkin....✌️
Kids are getting tougher these days. PLEASE Repin this, follow me and visit http://www.imthinkingawesome.net LOL, Funny, Funny Stuff, Thinking, Awesome, Love It, Share
20 Most funny kids memes on #annoying orange #funny baby videos #commercial funny #real mermaid photos| http://i-funny-photos.blogspot.com
I'm finding all kinds of random, funny stuff to laugh at tonight LOL
20 Most funny kids memes on internet #funnykidmeme #funny #humor
funny kids quotes wonderful That's right walk away | Funs Mix
O man this had me giggling
Jazz hands are always funny.
Giggle, Funny Signs, Jazz Hands, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Hilarious
Caution! Surprise jazz hands! Don't know whether to put this on my Funny Signs board or my Repurposed board.
Hilarious! I would probably laugh so hard that I would slip and fall....and do the jazz hands. Another example that there are no accidents... we, humans just do alot of intentionaly stupid stuff :) Know what to do after a work accident or injury? call 360-718-8240 or visit EastVancouverChiro.com
Hilarious! I would probably laugh so hard that I would slip and fall....and do the jazz hands.
Funny! @Morgan Nolte, this is what I'm laughing at (:
Jazz hands are always surprising! Freaking HILARIOUS!!
Funny! There is never enough JAZZ hands!!!
"What did you say to that bitch when she said she didn't like you?" "I said, well then don't join my fan club, bitch."
Quotes, Fans, Don T Join, Funny Stuff, Humor
Sometimes I laugh at inappropriate things. Okay. Often. Often, I laugh at inappropriate things.
This one made me laugh out loud! Wish I had used this quote in the playground!
Humorous girl chat text image. I said, well then don't join my fan club b**
don't join my fan club, bitch! - vintage retro funny quote
Well then don't join my fan club, bitch! @Sadie Guthrie
Bitches fan club quote funny
don't join my fanclub!
Quotes, Cheer, Truth, Funny, Margaritas
The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher www.thepartygoddess.com © #quote #margarita #funny #giveupthendrinkup
Know when to give up and have a Margarita ~ Makes total sense! #quotes #Margarita #truethat
Isn't this the truth! will have to live my this, this weekend!! how early is too early?
Margarita Time #quotes #margarita #drink #drinkoclock #trendingsocial
Ha! :) #funny #laugh #margarita #fun #laughter #haha #lol
Know when to give up and have a margarita funny quote
Exactly. Good thing I live off Margaritas.
#drinks #margarita #humor #lol #funny
margarita- cheers to that!
Argument, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Things, Grammar
True!!! ven though, as the grammar queen So true!! Except that being the grammar queen that I am, it should read; " If you can't win an argument, correct the person's grammar instead."
...And if there is nothing wrong with their grammar, laugh because they didn't start their sentence with a capital letter.
Haha, I get so distracted when someone uses poor grammar in an argument. All I can think about is correcting them!
Makes me laugh. You know you are losing the arguement when you have to start correcting grammar!
truth is, when i'm winning the argument i still point out the grammar errors. double winning.
correct grammar is the most important thing in an argument, isn't it? ha!
brotip #305: if you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead.
If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead. quote.
Giggle, Single Ladies, Funny Stuff, Humor, Single Lady, Teacher, Kid
why are there rings on Saturn? Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it. Saturn was NOT a single lady. This kids deserves an A for sense of humor!!
"Saturn was not a single lady" man teachers need to have some sense of humor! At least praise him while marking it with your red marker of doom.
Saturn | 21 Photos Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time....well, saturn used to be a single lady but then God put a ring on it
single ladies... this is hysterical. Any teacher can appreciate that this is just funnier because it could happen.
Saturn was NOT a single lady! I hope you have some smartass kid in your class to give us a good laugh! @Wendy Felts Felts Rhodes
Q: Why are there rings on Saturn. A: Because God liked it so he put a ring on it. Teacher's comment: Saturn is not a single lady
Teacher's comment on student's paper. Why are there rings on Saturn? Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it. "Saturn was NOT a single lady"!!
Saturn was NOT a single lady! Had to giggle!
Giggle, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Dinosaurs, Things
I want a pterodactyl. ... Click this image to browse lots more #Funny #pics & awesome #quotes
"If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur" #words #quote #dinosaur
I'm getting a Dinosaur! :D RAAWWRR!!! #quote #history #funny #humor #LOL
if history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur :D
Good thing birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs!
once again, I laugh at dumb stuff
history repeats itself funny
Giggle, Truth, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True, Things, Smile, Nutella
I don't even like nutella, I just hate this stupid Kate Moss quote. There are LOTS of things that taste better than skinny feels. The trick is to find a happy medium, not encourage anorexia.
Hell yeah Nutella! Also, I can think of many other things that taste better than skinny. @Nicola Hill
i dont like nutella but my list of things that taste better than skinny is really long. stupid kate moss
Truth. @Katie Kahler and @Paige Kroeger who are obsessed with Nutella!! Haha thought of you
Ahahahaahaaaa! I know it's wrong, but it makes me smile.
this made me laugh out loud. I. Love. Nutella.
So true! Love Nutella!
Funny stuff / Nutella
this made me giggle.
1/2 and 1/2
Inspiration, Life, Quotes, Glasses, Truth, Funny, Thought, Things, Half Full
Glass half full? Glass half empty? #optimist #pessimist #full #empty #inspiration #funny #witty #quote
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When I was a kid my teacher asked the class if we thought the glass was half full or half empty. I answered that it was completely full. My thought was that just because you see only one substance doesn't mean it's only half full. The stuff you don't see matters, too. My teacher didn't know what to say. I love this picture to describe how I view things.
Life is short and it is too short to think of the glass as half empty. I try to be posative and look at my glass half full all the time.
I attended a speaker a few months ago and he had a very interesting thought. He asked if you look at the world as a glass half full or a glass half empty? Well have you ever just thought about getting a smaller glass??
I love love that. I always thought the question wasn't right when they asked if half full or half empty. To me, half implied action. So half full means you were pouring a glass and stopped. Half empty? It was full, you drank some and didn't finish it. No psychological negative thinking thing if you say it's half empty. :D However, I will never think of this problem with either typical answer, or just my answer again. Now I will have to include this as well!
Optimism was a way of life for Joseph. He always believed the glass was half full.
i always say "life's glass is half full" :) optimism
The truth about the glass!