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Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

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Im well aware im not everyones cup of tea harris tequila!

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Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

@Olivia Garcia haha

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love that I don't have to act socially acceptable around you. - Yes, this is so true!

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

i'm a hero

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

Omg I hateee to run!

funny quotes ecards running with you clown chasing us bloody knife margaritas finish line

Birth Ctrl

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

I feel this way about my husbands ex wife and my prior landlord....is that wrong? Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Some things are better left unsaid ...

Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. Things sometimes need to be said. Thank you alcohol.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.

I wouldnt ask God to help with a hangover but this is definitely me. I never plan to do it again.

Stop complaining and deal with it. Nothing changes if all you ever do is whine and complain. Change it!!

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

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