Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
I love this! And it's so true! Country music is my way of life!
Im well aware im not everyones cup of tea harris tequila!
And I only own running shoes and ballet flats!
Halloween funny pictures AM, Friday October 2016 PDT) – 80 pics
Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Funny Friendship Ecard: I love that I don't have to act socially acceptable around you. - Yes, this is so true!
ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.
i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!
funny quotes ecards running with you clown chasing us bloody knife margaritas finish line
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.
Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. Things sometimes need to be said. Thank you alcohol.
I wouldnt ask God to help with a hangover but this is definitely me. I never plan to do it again.
Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!