There is no such thing as a fucking fat-burning food. If you don't get off your big fat butt, you will not burn fat. There is no such thing as a negative-calorie food. Food does or does not have calories. When is water and green tea a food? Answer: NEVER!
"Motherhood is not a hobby, it is a calling. You do not collect children because you find them cuter than stamps. It is not something to do if you can squeeze the time in. It is what god gave you time for." - Elder Neal L.