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Good morning, I see the assassins have failed. Long Sleeve T-Shirt (IDD261525) | Long Sleeve Tee | Skreened
good morning,..... 22 Shirts That Explain Your Feelings So You Don't Have To
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22 Shirts That Explain Your Feelings So You Don't Have To
I'M Sorry, I M, Quotes, Hate Winter, My Life, Funny, So True, Truths, Things
I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter. So true...
Wow if this doesn't sum up the last four months of my life..
I am sorry for the things I said when it was winter. So much truth in this.
So true. I HATE winter.
I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter. #quotes #winter #summer #autum #spring #though #funny #sorry
27 Things Girls Who Are Always Cold Know To Be True
Sometimes I Use Words | HUMAN
Applying, Funny Geek, Big Words, Some People, My Life, My Husband, T Shirts, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
I suck at using big words the correct way.....
LOL! I know someone to whom this applies.
Sometimes I Use Words #funny #geek #dumb #nerdy #science #vneck #shirt #style #cute #stupid
The sad thing is some people won't get it.
Hahahaha I don't know why but this is so funny
Lol! @Jò in Wonderland Scaglione this is my life!
I need this for my husband!
Ha! I can't stop laughing!! @Jordyn Crane Menges .... who does THIS sound like??
T Rex, Classroom Decor, Funny Stuff, Trex, Humor, Help Hands, Adaptive Equipment, T Shirts, So Funny
T Rex with helping hands
Why do I find T. rex jokes so funny!!!
T. Rex humor
Nothing is better than seeing a T Rex using adaptive equipment!
T Rex T Shirt
Work ideas and funny stuff
Pinned this to print out as classroom decor! Silly/fun picture, but the message behind it is serious: find ways to overcome our shortcomings and we're unstoppable.
30 Jokes your kids will love!
30 Jokes, 30 Kids Test, For Kids, Kids Test Jokes, Kids Jokes, Jokes Kids, Lunches Boxes, Knock Knock Jokes, Kids Fun
30 Kid Tested Jokes. Pinning this mostly for the knock knock jokes, because my girl loves them!
Kids Jokes #kids #fun #jokes
30 Jokes for kids. Awesome... always looking for new knock knock jokes.
30 jokes for kids... lunch box notes
25 Things That Will Definitely Make You Smile. The cow one had me laughing out loud!
This Man, Little Girls, Disney World, Disney Princess, Magic Kingdom, Real Princesses, Human Restoration, So Sweet, Security Guard
“This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.” Faith in humanity restored.
"Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.” ~Love this, reminds me of what I saw when I worked there. He is going above & beyond:) #disney #princess #disneyworld #magickingdom #cinderella
Disney World Security Guard Asks Little Princess For Her Autograph: "Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to Alli, 'Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.' I could see that the book was filled with children's scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. Alli could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess." God bless this man. Making little girls dreams come true. So sweet.
Dust Jackets, Take Pictures, Funny Pictures, Ipad, Taking Pictures, Funny Stuff, Dust Covers, Book Jackets, Dust Wrappers
Funny Stuff! Click the picture to see 30 more funny images in this post!
Funny pictures, and/or relatable posts on my dash.
This is how you look taking pictures with your iPad.
The invention of algebra, SO TRUE!!
Behold the truth! So true.
I'm a math nut, but this still made me giggle hysterically!
So true! Lol that's funny stuff right there
quotes about algebra - Google Search
Sorry math teacher friends - but this IS funny! Just when you get everyone used to numbers, suddenly an entire math equation is made up of nothing but letters! LOL I love algebra but this is funny.!
Math Teacher, Quotes, Giggl, I Hate Math, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories, Algebra
wine and Pinterest
Pinky Girls, Dreams Job, Princesses Pinky, Drinks Wine, Seriously Thi, My Life, So True, Drink Wine, True Stories
Replace "drink wine" with "eat"
Princess Pinky Girl..... doing what she loves!!
:) THIS would be a dream job. lol
Um..someone in my family will be getting this for Christmas this year! Hairy leggings!!! Great gag gift!!!
Hairy Legs, Anti Pervert, Hairy Stockings, Funny, White Elephants, Tights, Latest Trends, Gag Gifts, Young Girls
China's latest trend - Hairy stockings
Can't decide if this is funny, or sad: Hairy Stockings-- China's Latest 'Anti-Pervert' Trend - "A user named Happy张江 on Sina Weibo, China's Twitter equivalent, uploaded a photo of stockings designed to look like hairy man legs. Described as "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out,' the caption reads. It is unclear whether or not the 'Anti-Pervert' stockings are available for purchase."
Haha, these would be funny for Halloween! Hairy leg tights- gag gift
Gag gift Anti- pervert hairy stockings! 30 Weird & Awesome Inventions
Hairy leg tights- gag gift-oh my gosh- this would be a perfect white elephant gift...
This made me laugh so hard!
Laughing So Hard, Spanish Words, Spanish Lessons, Too Funny, Make Me Laugh, Mexicans Words, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing, In The
Can't. Stop. Laughing!
I miss being part of the mexican word of the day emails which Y would send. This one did make me laugh; but mostly made me miss Y!
Daily Spanish lesson
Mexican Word of the Day: Wheelchair... Oh my, this is awful on so many levels, but so funny.
This made me laugh so hard! And the fact it says MEXICAN word...
Spanish word of the day
Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips. So, don't dream to be Barbie because in reality, she looks like a freak
Life Size, A Real Woman, Proportions Brought, 110Lbs, Real Barbie, Real Life, Body Image, Real Women, Slumber Parties
” Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have an enormous Barbie in mine. She stands about six feet tall with a 39” bust, 18” waist, and 33” hips. These are the supposed measurements of Barbie if she were a real person. I built her as a part of the first National Eating Disorder Awareness Week (NEDAW) at my high school, later introducing her to Hamilton College during its first NEDAW in 2011. When I was a little girl, I played with my Barbie in her playhouse, sending her and Ken on dates that always ended with a goodnight kiss. I had fond times with my Barbie, and I admired her perfect blonde locks and slim figure. Barbie represented beauty, perfection and the ideal for young girls around the world. At least, as a seven-year-old, that is what she was to me. In January 2007, I was looking for a way to make my peers realize the importance of eating disorders and body image issues. I was frustrated after quitting the cheerleading squad, frustrated with pressures to look and act a certain way and most of all frustrated with the eating disorder controlling my life. I wanted to do something that would turn others’ apathy into action. That evening, my neighbor and I found two long pieces of wood and started measuring. With a little math, nails and hammering, we built a stick figure that stood about six feet tall. The chicken wire came next. Surrounding her wooden frame, we created a body that wasn’t much thicker than a stick figure, but had the womanly and unattainable curves and proportions that impressionable young girls idealize. We stuffed the chicken wire with newspaper and created a body that creepily leaned against the wall in my neighbor’s basement. She now needed some skin, so I brought her back to my apartment and employed the masterful art of papier maché. Taking stacks of newspaper, glue and water, I skipped my high school semi-formal dance to give my girl some skin. Oddly, I started to feel my fondness for Barbie return, now not as a plaything but as a tool to reveal the negative body image that she promotes. As I papier machéd, I couldn’t forget Barbie’s impressive bust and blew up balloons over and over again to achieve a perfect 39” measurement. Once her chest was secured, I spent hours dipping and smoothing the paper, and later mixed paints to replicate her seemingly perfect white skin tone. With a little hard work and a lot of time, a headless, footless and handless body soon stood in my apartment. But it was then I became stumped. I couldn’t figure out how to recreate the recognizable face of the Barbie we all know and love. With NEDAW just around the corner, I was panicked. On my way to get office supplies, I drove by a Toys ‘R’ Us, and that’s when it hit me. Remember that Barbie with just shoulders and a head, meant for you to practice brushing her hair? I confidently walked into the toy store for the first time since I was a kid. I found the Barbie head, found a friend to assemble that head, and clothed Barbie for her first debut. I dressed Barbie in my old clothes. The skirt she still has on today is a reminder of who I once was. That skirt, a size double zero, used to slip off my waist when I was struggling with anorexia. I put it on Barbie to serve as a reminder that the way Barbie looks, the way I once looked, is not healthy and is not “normal,” whatever normal might mean. My Barbie’s role is simple. She grabs the attention of apathetic onlookers and makes them think and talk about an issue that thrives in silence. In the last four years, Barbie has surpassed my expectations, attracting attention and sparking conversation among listeners and readers across the nation. Once a year, at the end of February, Barbie comes out of the closet to meet my friends, strangers, and those apathetic onlookers. During NEDAW, she reminds people that eating disorders and body image issues are serious and prevalent. Holding an awareness week in high school or college is just one way to get students to discuss these important issues. However, constant discussion and education is key to dealing with and overcoming eating disorders. Despite her bizarre appearance, Barbie provides something that many advocacy efforts lack. She reminds of something we once loved, while showing us the absurdity of our obsession with perfection. More “Get Real, Barbie” statistics:* • There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. • The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. • A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood. • Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold. • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” “
#Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips.--I've never understood this. Wouldn't Barbie just look like Barbie is she was real life sized?
So creepy!... Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips....• There are two Barbie dolls sold every second in the world. • The target market for Barbie doll sales is young girls ages 3-12 years of age. • A girl usually has her first Barbie by age 3, and collects a total of seven dolls during her childhood. • Over a billion dollars worth of Barbie dolls and accessories were sold in 1993, making this doll big business and one of the top 10 toys sold. • If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9" tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a "full figure" and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5'9" tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled "How to Lose Weight" with directions inside stating simply "Don't eat."
"Barbie's proportions brought to life: 5'9" 110lbs 39" bust, 18" waist, 33"hips. So, don't dream to be Barbie because in reality, she looks like a freak". Real Barbie is scary! The real women next to her is beautiful.
i just died
This Man, Casseroles Dishes, Friends, The Faces, Too Funny, Funny Stuff, Future Kids, Baby Faces, So Funny
This is a plan for my friend's future kids.
@danielle fahey, I'm pretty sure if you and Jason watched he girls, this is something you'd do! Funny stuff!
Dear friends: never leave me alone with your children whilst they fit in a casserole dish.
So funny; that babies face is priceless!
Bad friend.... Too funny!
Honey, We Need New Friends... Omgoshness I laughed so hard the face is perfect!
We should be friends with this man
Funny Pics, Bananas Fight, Funny Pictures, Fun Stuff, Funny Bananas, Epic Stuff, Funny Stuff, Funny Photo, Bananas Problems
Funny Pictures , Funny Pics , Funny Photo , Lol Images , Humour
This is epic stuff
Eat him. Not me. ~ #Random ~ Banana ~ Food ~ Lol ~ Funny stuff | Humor and Funny Pics
Funny Texts, Internet Site, Drunk Texts, Funnytext, Website, Funny Pictures, English Language, Web Site, White Girls
Seriously? People are actually losing their grip on the English language
white girl wasted
Funny Drunk Texts | Funny Text Messages Jokes – 16 pics
Brown Es, Books Jackets, Jokes, Pranks, April Fools Day, Funny, Aprilfoolsday, Kids, Brownies
Hahaha - Have to do this one next year! "Brown Es" | April Fool's Day Prank Funny but I think the kids might cry
April Fool's Day Brown E's for a funny and harmless trick! #AprilFoolsDay #Pranks #UdderlySmooth
"I made some brownies today, want some?" LOL!!! This will be a great April Fool's day joke to play on the kids this year!
Tell your kids youve baked them a pan of brownies. | 31 Awesome April Fools Day Pranks Your Kids Will Totally Fall For More funny things: www.funiest-stuff.com
Parenting: you're doing it right.
Posts It Note, Stay At Home, My Husband, Roommate, Stay At Hom Dads, Dads Thi, Post It Note, Dads I, So Funny
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad…THESE ARE SO SO FUNNY!!!
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad. I can see this happening if Greg was a stay at home dad.
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad… I love that he calls his wife the "permanent roommate"!!
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad. For some reason, I'm not sure why (insert extreme sarcasm) I see my husband doing this in the future, but he will not offer to stay at home :)
Shark Bait, Awesome, Ahahhahahahahaha, Aunts, Science Boards, Aaahahhaha, Wonder Woman, So Funny, Sharks Week
Ladies be crazy... Especially when aunt flow is in the house
The longer I think about this, the funnier it gets, and i dont know why its so funny
Haha that's awesome.
Kind of funny i already referred to it as shark week.... Or shark bait week, lmao!! Now it fits perfectly!!!
One of these days I need to make a science board or some shit like that but until then...Philosophy.
Learn to Say No
Badass, Remember This, Lady Ball, Bad Ass, Quote, Hard Time, Sayings No, Language, 25 Bad
:: 25 bad ass ways to say no.:: I'm already badass, I just don't say, "No". Lol
And this might just help me acieve that last quote I pinned 25 Ways to Say No
Ha! For clients who have a hard time saying no! 25 Badass Ways to Say No
I couldn't help it... 25 Badass Ways to Say No. "14. My lady balls are just not that big."
25 Bad Ass Ways to Say No - not the kind of language I usually use, but sometimes it would be useful.
Must remember this... I'm sure I could use this at some point... badass ways to say 'no' to anyone and everyone
Absolutely True, Mornings Personalized, My Life, Every Mornings, Wake Up, Yep Sooooo, Hair Looks, Totally Me, Eye
IDK how some of my friends wake up and there hair looks soooo perfect and mine's like a mess!!
Story of my life.
That is so absolutely true!!! I'm so not a morning person! Hahaha
Every morning...with eye liner smudges and all
Hahaha totally me!
The Weekend, My Life, Wake Up, Funny Stuff, So True, Naps Time, True Stories, The Voice, Take A Naps
Yup. Nap time. Although, today I planned to take a nap right away.
Usually the "voice in my head" is Rick's. Every morning as he leaves for work, he reminds me to be sure to take a nap.
Hahaha yes so true! Story of my life!
Me on the Weekend hahaha, too funny.... I wish I could take a nap though.
I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says, "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. Haha so true:)
A baby shower card worthy of a best friend
Best Friends, Get Pregnant, Bestfriends, Funny Cards, Greeting Cards, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Baby Shower Cards, Baby Shower
Pregnant greeting card, sooooo doing to this to my best friend when she gets pregnant.
A baby shower card worthy of a best friend. Oh my lord, so funny!!!!!!!
bahaha...best baby shower card ever -- pretty sure the first of my best friends to get pregnant next is getting this :)
best baby shower card ever.. I TOTALLY NEED THIS FOR WHEN MY BESTFRIEND GETS PREGNANT!!
LMAO! best baby shower card ever... @Kristen Chiappetta can't wait for you to be pregnant so i can get you funny stuff lol
best baby shower card ever...I would pee my pants laughing if I got this...bahaha hilarious. #babyshower #humor
Applying, About Me, Names Lol, Some People, Bahaha, Underground Garage, So True, Storm Shelters, Know Met
this applies to some people I know...
bahaha so true
& a storm shelter...
hehe im sure some people think this about me
i know some people that get into that underground garage crazy :P
Push me mommy!