hahahaha I mean...this is mostly true.

Funny Confession Ecard: of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.

Teachers and friends see me as a shy person, but they truly don't know me. Only my best friends and softball team know what the real me is made of and its far from shy.

This is hilarious and so me about a week ago‼️

I will love you forever, whoever finds my name on a bottle/can. And I don't even like coke. ~Siobhan Love this, I can't find my name and it's Kelly, I mean really how hard should that be to find, good luck to those with more unique/special names

My life.

Funny Confession Ecard: I have a constant internal battle about whether to be classy or give zero fucks.

I do not spew profanities.

"I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." Well, personally, I am not big on spewing OR enunciating profanities, but this was great for a bawdy laugh!