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pretty accurate

"I'm broke and have a Degree to prove it." They should pass these out with your diploma. cost of tuition # student loan debt humor?

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The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is to find the right man. So don't worry it you're still single, because the right man is just harder to come by.

Pin again and again and again and again.

At first, you are sad at the student having no answers. then you are rooting for the student. then, at the end, you learn the student was Einstein. Einstein was not the best example of a CHristian, so it alsmost numbs the victory.

Just because I laugh a lot…

Just because I laugh a lot doesn't mean my life is easy. Just because I have a smile on my face doesn't mean something isn't bothering me. I choose not to dwell on negative things and move on with my life. Lessons Learned In Life

so true

I sleep too much, parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, parents complain. I eat too much, parents complain. I don't eat enough, parents complain.

True that

Kurt Vonnegut: "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country". In België kan echter alles - gek land dat we zijn!

Okay kitty, you earned it


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