Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.
That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status. So many times, but I used self control said it out loud instead.
This is so my husband and I lol. Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate.
I hate eating noises.Saw which covered this and it actually has a name (applies to anxiety about other sounds as well): misophonia. Guess I should feel better knowing I'm not the only one out there! This is me to a T.
Funny Thanks Ecard: Cheers to the people who bring us joy unintentionally with their ridiculous life choices. Dumbasses, we thank you.
I wish you could wipe the stupid off of some people.
Free, Flirting Ecard: If you don't have anything nice to say, then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
Dear Mother In Law! Not true in my case, but thought it was funny!
I blame my 'sweet tooth' for not being able to lose weight but in reality its that damn 'drunk tooth'. Yes.Yes it is.
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