LOL

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Statuses

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status. So many times, but I used self control said it out loud instead.

Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

This is so my husband and I lol. Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate.

YES hahaa

I hate eating noises.Saw which covered this and it actually has a name (applies to anxiety about other sounds as well): misophonia. Guess I should feel better knowing I'm not the only one out there! This is me to a T.

Cheers

Funny Thanks Ecard: Cheers to the people who bring us joy unintentionally with their ridiculous life choices. Dumbasses, we thank you.

Love this

I wish you could wipe the stupid off of some people.

So true

Free, Flirting Ecard: If you don't have anything nice to say, then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

this was just too funny not to repost!! hahaha

Dear Mother In Law! Not true in my case, but thought it was funny!

HAHAHAHAHAH totallllly!

I blame my 'sweet tooth' for not being able to lose weight but in reality its that damn 'drunk tooth'. Yes.Yes it is.

Only in a perfect world

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