Patrick Pennington
Patrick Pennington
Patrick Pennington

Patrick Pennington

Writing a fantasy novel... "Whisper of the Silent Hand"

I turned the volume to the max and I still can't hear a thing... but the mime next door is screaming his head off.

I didn't know he was able to carry a tune...

The Anti-Paladin is the bastion of evil!

Donato Giancola - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Adolf Hitler is recognized as one of the most evil human beings to have ever lived.

He doesn't vote for Presidents... Presidents vote for him. He's the most Interesting Man in the World. Stay Democrat my friends.

If Lassie was a cat…

Jean Reno and Natalie Portman in The Professional

Fucking Hilarious!

Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Leia, Luke Skywalker and R2D2

Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy as Spock.

If you read only one book this summer...

At some point in my life I have made peace with the fact that Steve Martin is a god.

New Nike Vikings Uniforms

Funny Flirting Ecard: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.