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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside

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Thank God it's finally hot enough to justify my laziness

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Procrastination

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You don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them

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True Love

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Immature forever

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No, no, no, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

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Fun sized...

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Well, grandpa, better treat her right...

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Moms would know this...

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Dear Santa, I want everything I've ever pinned on Pinterest :)

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Home sweet home, where anything goes

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Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I saw this on Pinterest. Some E-Cards.

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all the time.

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I'm in love with my bed.

"I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore." -- Story of my life!

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I'm in love with my bed.

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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row!!! I should get an achievement for that!

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Friends - for when your family sucks.

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A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones. Some E-cards...

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass. Some E-cards.

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May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy. Some E-cards.

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I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete. Some E-cards.

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Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up. Some E-cards.

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No, no, I'm still listening. That was just the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Some E-cards.

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I'm appalled that the free service that I am in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildly inconvenience me. Some E-cards.

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Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious, and sexy. Some E-cards.

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Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own. Some E-cards.

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