I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.
I thought this was cute. And I really do love you more than coffee. Although I love you before, too. But I get the humor in this because I am INSANELY crabby in the mornings before I have a cup of coffee whoops
I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!
Vertically challenged a. Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others!
You couldn't pay me to sleep in a damp tent all night long on the hard ground. I'll take a hotel with a comfy bed please :)
"Lowering the music when looking for a street address so I can see better." Twenty years ago I would have said this sounds like my mom. I'm getting old, and it's not just the random gray hairs!
Oh you rebel, you!) fraile fraile Gomez-Cortazar Styles Phillips Phillips Phillips Larsen<<< I just read the last bit in the eleventh doctors voice wut
Confession: I refuse to parallel park. I will get out of the car and make my husband park
That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact. Well not my baby but my niece for sure!
Kids on a roadtrip. Bring a bag of candy. Say it's theirs at the end of the trip, and anytime they misbehave throw a piece of candy out the window.
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Not knowing is part of the fun." - Penny from The Big Bang Theory "Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college?" - Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory-,too funny
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Four-tined fork vs. three-tined fork: "One is for eating, one is for ruling the 7 seas.
Soft Sheldon, warm Sheldon…he makes me laugh
Funny pictures about Was it wearing boxer shorts? Oh, and cool pics about Was it wearing boxer shorts? Also, Was it wearing boxer shorts?
I love Sheldon! I love Sheldon! I love Sheldon!
Big Bang Theory Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty purr, purr, purr
this is my life. I do it with texts, emails, and im's too :( I always thing, "I'll get back to that later when I have time to." Rarely do.
“Howard: Sheldon you’re wrong, Wolverine was not born with bone claws. Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think if I were wrong, I’d know it?