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Funny Baby Ecard: If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. Feel like this some days at work!

True story

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

Sherlock. I'm describing you.

You Seem Confused

The fact that the way I would describe most people sounds insulting if I said it aloud doesn't really bother me at all because it just makes me feel like Sherlock. though I suppose it would bother most people around me.

Oh man...at least 3 days a week

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So so disappointing!!!

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames. How I felt about my old job every day.

Everyday all day

Anyone who has ever worked in the retail/customer service/restaurant industry knows this is true.

Awkward when the dog isn't home and you drop something and then you stand there stupidly not knowing what to do and  you end up leaving it on the floor until the dog comes back.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up their own food if they drop it on the floor.

Regrets lol

Funny Breakup Ecard: I regret having held in even a single fart for you. SO gross but had to laugh