Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

soo annoying

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

Adorable true Beauty Quote

A Girl Without Freckles is Like a Night Without Stars by Finny and Zook - contemporary - kids decor - Etsy. Want this for my beautiful little freckle face:)

Hey, I didn't say it but...

Hate is a strong word, but thought this was funny! I don't really hate anyone!


Brotip - it doesn’t matter how old or gangster you are--if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer that shit.

cookie monster

"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

All the time...

Book quote "That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn't just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback".

Another sign for my cube.

It's "my tolerance FOR idiots ." not "tolerance to idiots ." meaning I have no tolerance for this sign.

I like this thought!What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet.

just thinking the same thing....

Why, why, why does Honey Boo Boo Child have to be from Georgia? I love that we have to be known for that.

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