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Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Kids
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Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Kids 7/14/15 Wirtzie’s Preschool and Child Care is located on the Benevilla campus on 16752 N. Greasewood Street in Surprise, AZ. Children ages 1-5 attend Wobbler, Toddler, Preschool, and Pre-K classes. Wirtzie’s is open 5 days a week, 6:30-6:00. Contact: 623-584-4999, www.wirtzies.com #Wirtzies #kids #preschool
Everything You Need To Know About Parenting In 12 Jim Gaffigan Quotes. "Every night before I get my one hour of sleep, I have the same thought: 'Well, that's a wrap on another day of acting like I know what I'm doing.' I wish I were exaggerating, but I'm not. Most of the time, I feel entirely unqualified to be a parent. I call these times being awake."
Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Kids | "There should be a children's song, 'If You're Happy And You Know It, Keep It To Yourself And Let Your Dad Sleep."
Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Kids: My fave? "On Sleep Training “There are two philosophies when it comes to getting young children to sleep. There is 'sleep training,’ which basically involves putting your kids to bed and listening to them scream all night; or there is 'attachment parenting,’ which essentially involves lying down with your kids, cuddling them, and then listening to them scream all night.”
Everything You Need To Know About Parenting In 12 Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Fatherly
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Everything You Need To Know About Parenting In 12 Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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I don't know why this is so funny to me but I can't stop laughing
This made me giggle. Seriously, I laugh every time I read this.
I don't really hope these things! This just cracked me up!!!:)
Polite Curses, who else read these with Walken's voice?! Lol
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I hope you laugh so hard you choke
Christopher Walken funny insults.
A Very Polite Way To Curse Someone
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I want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, so some future archeologist has one hell of a day at work. - I may have laughed to hard at this!
"I want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti...." #genealogy #funny
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Yesss!. ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
I want cremated, but that would be funny! " sick humor"
That's some funny stuff right thar!
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15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational Posters…I might have just smeared my makeup haha
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15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational Posters…I might have just smeared my makeup haha. SENIOR QUOTES
15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational Posters…I have no idea what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really well.
15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational posters...let me just say... These are perfection...
15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational Posters…Don't know who that is but it made me laugh
15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational Posters . . .My life needed this.
15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational Posters… I WANT THESE SO BADLY
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Andy Dwyer is my hero
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15 Of Andy Dwyer Quotes As Motivational Posters…
How very true
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This isn't TOTALLY the truth, but it's still laugh worthy cause i do love me some bacon...that's all...just the bacon...and some wine...bloody Marys...steak...tomatoe pie...bleu cheese etc..
lol, they got fat, she says she got preggo, and they say i'm a drunk. what's new. all too funny but we have the "best things in life!"
"The best things in life either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant." Lol - I could disagree, but this is funny just the way it is.
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The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true! lol
The best things in life either make you . . .
#Funny #Funnypic #Humor #Hilarious
The best things in life...
Funny T shirt for dad. World's greatest farter ...I mean father. Funny shirt for father. In grey by Pink Pig Printing by PinkPigPrinting on Etsy
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Funny T shirt for dad. World's greatest farter ...I mean father. Funny shirt for father. In grey by Pink Pig Printing by PinkPigPrinting on Etsy omg @lisanfleming I'm gonna have to get this for dad
World's greatest farter ...I mean father. Funny shirt for father. Funny t-shirt for dad. Father's Day Gift. In grey by Pink Pig Printing by PinkPigPrinting on Etsy
Just ordered for Jacob haha happy Father's Day to him
Fantastic Father's Day present!😂
Funny T shirt for dad XD
Father's Day gift idea
this is so funny
Funny T shirt for dad. World's greatest farter ...I mean father. Funny shirt for father. In grey by Pink Pig Printing
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Marine humor <----- Marine truth.! Ooh Rah. No wants to die - but - I will not go out in a civil war battle whimpering and sobbing - I'll go out in a hail of bullet fire or an explosion that levels my city block! I'm a WOLF and I will fight for my life.
Marine humor <----- Marine truth! #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
Marine humor <----- Marine truth! ~ Or plainly not ordinary people ;)
Kicking and screaming ---- Marine humor <----- Marine truth!
I don't know why, but this made me laugh. Is that weird?
Marine humor <----- Marine truth.! Ooh Rah.
this is the greatest thing ever written
Never thought of it that way, but true.
True... Fought a lot in my life...
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 83 Pics
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This scene is from the best movie in the history of movies an it's called Bridesmaids and I love it so much and its my life an it's perfect and I love Melissa McCarthy because she gets it and she is so funny and down to earth and I hope that people will actually take time to read this because it makes perfect science and Melissa McCarthy just get it
Advice you'll never see in Cosmo by Bridesmaids movie star Melissa McCarthy's character, Megan OMG... Im still laughing...
well um, some good advice on how to keep safe at night lol. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 83 Pics
Bridesmaids. Can't remember if these were actually said in the movie but the memes pretty funny
OMG... Im still laughing... The last one is the best. I love Melissa McCarthy!!!
Some good advice. I'm laughing so much harder than I should be... bahahahahaha
Laughing at what is actually very good advice XD
Lolol. Funny stuff.
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics
I wish my Pinterest Exercise board was actually a shopping cart. ... I'd like these legs, this ass, this cake. lol!
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish my Pinterest Exercise board was actually a shopping cart. ...I'd like these legs, this ass & this cake.
I wish my Pinterest Exercise board was actually a shopping cart. I'd like these legs, this ass & this cake. | eCards
Exercise board = shopping cart laughed out loud on this one ~M
lmao, Isn't this the truth?! I laughed so hard I cried !!!
Funny Pictures – 32 Pics Ain't that the truth!!
Can't stop pinning the snarky funny things...
So true! I actually laughed out loud!!!!
Story of my life
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What I got for Christmas - Funny cat sitting on a chair: "Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat." hahaha!
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Animals... cute, funny, sweet & touching... - #funny #cat
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Funny Cat Pictures | Cat got fat for christmas
#funny #cat I laughed way to hard at this
no really... #funny #cat Cat #Humor
Makes me laugh! Fat Cat funny
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I laughed a little too hard at this.
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Coolest Homemade Tornado Costume Idea... But with sharks in it. I think I've found my Halloween costume :)
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Coolest Homemade Tornado Costume Idea… Enter the Coolest Halloween Costume Contest at http://ideas.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/submit/
This tornado and Dorthy costume is beyond awesome.@thekyla Bennett for you and Evan for Halloween!
Coolest Homemade Tornado Costume Idea... Coolest Halloween Costume Contest
love this tornado chasing dorothy costume idea!
Suuuch a creative costume!
Awesome costume idea!
Coolest Homemade Tornado Costume Idea
Periods are dumb...
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62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period… | Seriously, For Real?Seriously, For Real? This is so true! This is how I feel when that happens.
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period… | Seriously, For Real?Seriously, For Real? man the first 10 are so true i had to pin it.
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period Bahahahahahahaha these are so funny 😜😜😜😜 hahaha
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period. I can truthfully admit to at least half of this
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period… I laughed way too hard at this!
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period… | Seriously, For Real? So true!
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period… this is so true for me. :P
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period… so much truth.
62 Thoughts Women Have When They’re On Their Period…
Girl’s night out
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Funny pictures of three crazy chickens and caption: Let's go girls, let's find some. This is exactly how we talk with my friends going out to the club.
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Chicken humor: Let's go girls... Let's go find some cock.
When dirty birds go out... I burst out laughing!!!
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Im laughing so hard. Why is this so funny!
Girl’s night out
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Such a darling little pup! Looks like he's all ready to tag along to the library with me this fall :) #dogs #puppies #pets #animals #glasses #cute That's ur #pet girl
A serious #dog....does it actually spoil the dog eyes when they wear human spectacles? #maltese #cutedog #animal #pet
[Animals wearing glasses: Dog] Halloween Costume Idea - Hipster Dog @Lauren Reynolds Annabelle could totally pull this look off.
Hipster Dog - looks like some of the stuff my ex's daughter has done to my toy poodle
Hipster Dog #dogs, #pets, #animals, #pinsville, http://yangutu.com/video/tag/dogs
Hipster dog http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #animals #dogs
Lolololololol! Hipster dog is the best. #hipster #hipsterdog #dog
Hipster dogs!!!! The little things I love ;)
Animal pet cute dog. Hipster puppy :)
I Eat Healthy - Cheezburger
Oh memories. It always seemed my shorts were super short. Of course, by 1996 I wasn't sliding down metal slides in little shorts. That was in the 80s!
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Metal slides, and your legs, scorching and screeching all the way down. | The 16 Worst Summer Sights From Your Childhood
The 16 Worst Summer Sights From Your Childhood: Metal slides, and your legs, scorching and screeching all the way down.
i was at my grandparents house one day and they have a HUGE really LONG metal slide (it was hot outside) and i went down it.. my legs got burnt.. TRUE STORY
sit on that slide with wax paper on your butt and you go flying.....oh the memories :)
Metal slides: they would sear your legs on a hot day but can't be beat for speed!
1997, 3 pm, summer vacation, hot day, your worst enemy
funny caption 3pm hot day slide worst enemy
Oh, the childhood memories.
Memories from my childhood…
Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper
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- Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper I have never seen a better "lost sock" idea for the laundry room.
- Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper. I love this idea I will definitely be doing it in my new laundry room.
This missing sock holder. | 33 Harry Potter Gifts Only A True Fan Will Appreciate. Cute idea for the laundry room.
- Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper... Perfect idea for missing socks in the laundry room
Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper - need to make one for the laundry room! Cute idea!
Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper! Cute idea for the laundry room for missing socks.
Save Dobby! Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper for the laundry room!
Harry Potter mismatched sock keeper.. Great idea for the Potterhead
#Laundry room decor. Save #Dobby. #HarryPotter
Oh the weather outside is frightful...
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Even if it's not a stupid question you are still going to get a sarcastic answer. That's how I roll, and that's how I expect you to roll too, sarcasm makes me laugh
So true!! I always say if you don't want a smart ass answer don't ask a dumb ass question... Pretty much the same thing..
I know people say "the only stupid question is the one you do not ask" but sometimes there can be really really stupid questions that just deserve a sarcastic answer
Well, the right thing to say would be '' there are no stupid questions'' but this made me laugh.
They say there is no such thing as a stupid question but there really really is
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question is the truth
So True ... If You don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question
sarcasm...but my mommy says there is no such thing as a stupid question! Lmao
Despite what teachers may say, there is such a thing as a stupid question.
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"I'm hit! Otter down! ( humor funny animals ) - followed by "Go on without me!" pin, a martyr gopher .. or otter..whatever.
Otter DOWN! haha. Sometimes you just need to giggle.
Dental Humor - Got laughs? #funny #animals #dental
"I'm hit! Otter down! ( humor funny animals ) -
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"Just ordered a UK card line for #lepinkandco mostly based on how hard this made me laugh. #ohhdear #moodswings #greetingcards #silverlake #shoplocal" Photo taken by @lepinkandco on Instagram, pinned via the InstaPin iOS App! http://www.instapinapp.com (07/17/2015)
Gemma Correll illustration. mood swings. punny. pun. bi-polar disorder. funny. humor.
"Mood Swings" - Gemma Correll's Drawings of Things.
Love this! Mood swings by Gemma Correll, via Flickr
A- mood swings #illustration © Gemma Correll
mood swings // © gemma correll...
Gemma Correll: Mood swings
Funny swing quote
Yeah...forecasts show, you might wanna hang on to that award. ;)
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I call it my filter award....and give it to myself OFTEN. And some people think I don't filter enough!!!
YES!!!!!!!! But sometimes it's not worth it. Some people already make up there mind because they feel they are always right. It's ashame when you blame people for all your problems and never own up to them. All you can do is continue to pray for them and hope one day they find peace.
OMG YES! Some people just don't know how lucky they are that I don't say everything I'm thinking!!!
you have no idea... I wish I had the guts to like some people I know but momma raised me better
How I feel about almost everyone on my life LOL.
Story of my life... oh yes!!
Almost everyday of my life.
Every. Day. Of. My. Life.
YES!!!!!!!! My life
Strange, but true!
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Truth! My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
I don't necessarily avoid eye contact but I am definitely an animal person.
funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Laughing, but this is so true...
lol so true though
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I literally just laughed for like two minutes straight...but the top is true...you are beautiful inside and out :)
Haha I do think the inside of a fridge is mighty beautiful, especially with delicious food inside.
Beauty is on the inside (fridge, pantry, box of cookies, etc.)
Mommy say's beauty in inside! For example: a fridge.
So true - I love the inside of a fridge
Beauty is on the inside. Like a fridge.
Beauty is inside, right?
I seriously cannot comprehend why people bathe cats. They pretty much have that covered on their own.
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After a bad flea outbreak we had to bathe ALL OF THE ANIMALS. The cat that terrified me didn't do a thing, but Merlot (who as a baby looked like this baby) scratched me ALL OVER! LOL
I Seriously Cannot Comprehend Why People Bathe Cats. They Pretty Much Have That Covered On Their Own. #meme check out WWW.FAILIOUS.COM for funny things.
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Tiny Trust.. | Cat Meme. So funny! We actually had to bath our cat when he was this small and that's exactly what he looked like!
Wet Black Kitten - Why have you betrayed my tiny trust? - Awwww.... #cat #kitten #baby #animal
I don't know why but i could not stop laughing! "You betrayed my tiny trust"
Tiny Trust.. | Cat Meme Poor Kitty!
Tiny Trust.. | Cat Meme
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The best one yet. can't! stop! laughing!!! #funny #relatable #relatablequotes #lol #humor #lmao #gordonramsay
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. This one actually made me laugh, whereas most of my humor pins tend to make me only giggle a little. Bravo, meme creator. Bravo.
Gordon Ramsey - Hell's Kitchen Humor. I'm not even sure why this made me laugh as hard as it did.
Gordon Ramsey memes are some of my favorites. This one is kind of awesome.
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haha- we love these memes. Gordon Ramsay Hells kitchen TLC
first Gordon Ramsey meme I saw... still laughing
Meme | Gordon Ramsay Humor