My new life motto, courtesy of Calvin and Hobbes

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From a fan. Talk about a brush off...

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That's a gas.

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From a fan. She's the butt of this joke.

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Girl talk.

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Your childhood, forever altered.

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From a fan, as a symbol of his assfection.

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It feels... It feels so good to be here today.

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From a fan. I hope you'll pod-don the humor.

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#bachelorintraining

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Absolutely true.

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Punctuation

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Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome. #someecards

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I believe he can do it.

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Snort

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