He said he was on TV. He was actually a background actor on The Wizards of Waverly Place.
The shaggy street vendor I met from the Venice Boardwalk. But it turned out he was actually homeless....
That girl from Electric Daisy Carnival. Whatever, I was tripping balls.
The guy I met on MySpace back in 2005. He so did NOT look like that in person.
The one-hit-wonder who was on Celebrity Rehab.
South Beach 2005. I don't wanna talk about it, but he had really good coke.
I woke up next to this once while visiting my cousin at UC Santa Cruz in 2006.
My dealer. Even though it resulted in free drugs, that was not the original plan, for realsies.
The hot handyman/electrician/landscaper. He thought it was going to be an ongoing thing and had the nerve to call and ask to "hang out." Eeeew.
The guy from '03 who is now out of the closet.