Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas

The guy I met on MySpace back in 2005. He so did NOT look like that in person.

Pinned from

kennethinthe212.com

My dealer. Even though it resulted in free drugs, that was not the original plan, for realsies.

Pinned from

flickr.com

He said he was on TV. He was actually a background actor on The Wizards of Waverly Place.

Pinned from

attireclub.org

The shaggy street vendor I met from the Venice Boardwalk. But it turned out he was actually homeless....

Pinned from

hotdog.hu

The one-hit-wonder who was on Celebrity Rehab.

Saved by

Whitegirladvice

I woke up next to this once while visiting my cousin at UC Santa Cruz in 2006.

Saved by

Whitegirladvice

That girl from Electric Daisy Carnival. Whatever, I was tripping balls.

Pinned from

amazon.com

The hot handyman/electrician/landscaper. He thought it was going to be an ongoing thing and had the nerve to call and ask to "hang out." Eeeew.

Saved by

Whitegirladvice

The guy from '03 who is now out of the closet.

Pinned from

amazon.com

Friend's dad, whoopsie daisy. But I still like to tease him when I go over to her house!

Saved by

Whitegirladvice

Sometimes guys with bewitching eyes are actually just really creepy.

Saved by

Whitegirladvice

South Beach 2005. I don't wanna talk about it, but he had really good coke.

Saved by

Whitegirladvice