funny ecards and sayings
funny ecards and sayings
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Ain't that the truth
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I only know how to cook for an army.. And it's only me and my husband. Needless to say.. We have a ton of leftovers..
Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!
I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over! This is the story of my life!
I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over! totally me!
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hahaha. Diet hell ;)
hahaha TRUE!!! SO FUNNY!
So true, although I'd love to correct the punctuation and it's driving me crazy that I can't.
Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bikes on fire. And the grounds on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell. | Confession Ecard
Hahaha my life
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there's some truth to that
Lol so true
Haha so true!
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Another benefit of breastfeeding
This must be why I can't ween my son
I'm the Queen he is my King!
I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice. Hahaha...oh man I love these ecards!
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ha - I know some people an app like this would be great for
Haha so true! Throat punch! You KNOW why! Lol
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Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. | See more about one day and people.
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Thanks mom and dad!
Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes. | Sorry for the language but too true
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Amen!!!!! Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.
And some people need to teach their kids what discipline is, so they aren't little assholes.
Someone said to me "your hard on your kids" - yeah that's why they aren't assholes - ECARD - Humor Me - Parenting Done Right
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Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com
lol this is pretty accurate
bahaha story of my life!! Hahaha
Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much. Amen!!!
some days.. :P my husband said lets try baseball bats
This could have been taken out of my husbands mouth!! haha so funny..
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Lol this is funny but so true 💚 #Funny #Fitness #Humor
What we go through to be healthy - #funny #truth
True story. Proceed with caution!!!
Warning...I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake...Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky, and I'm sore. So proceed with caution! #Funny #Laugh #Fitness #Alcohol
Warning. I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution. #Laughter #Health #DirtyDiets #Funny #FunnyHealthCards
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I don't have Attention deficit disorder… ADD. I have this isn't interesting enough to pay attention to disorder. #funny #humor #ecard #boring
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Funny Family Ecard: Oh look! I found the list of things men know and understand about women!
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Funny Family Ecard: Oh look! I found the list of things men know and understand about women! Ha ha! Is just like the little wooden(trick)box I have, saying the same thing is inside.
Haha so true!
this is so funny and so true! ha
Lol so true
Ha! this is certainly true of my husband lol
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I'm sorry friends... me vs. texts | #funny #ecard
bahaha this is totally me
Sorry if my life!
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Omg, so true. Dammit.
It's all fun and games till... your jeans don't fit anymore.
Fitness Motivation Funny Humor Quote
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True story. Katrina Knick
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Get to work @ 8, over it by 8:45
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Well, that's a good way to look at it...
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Well, that's a good way to look at it... so true!
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Dump A Day Funny Pictures - 43 Pics
Top 20 Funny Life Quotes
Remembering that some women marry death-row pen pals reminds me that my life choices aren't so bad after all
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When I was a kid cars were much bigger and my Dad couldn't reach me. Still smile when I think about that.
bahahaha I need more kids.. so I can blindly swat!
You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Lol we used to scoot way over so mom always got the wrong kid..... So funny
My boys favorite story about their dad involved this.
Ha! This reminds me of my childhood! I use to think my dad was stretch armstrong!
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"Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can." | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
My life everyday at customer service. Hah.
So true customer service
some people just don't get it
Me at work lol I'm running out of patience, friendliness and fake smiles at work lately.
Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldnt bother me so much.
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Every. Day. And when I correct u, don't tell me I'm not an English teacher. I'm trying to help u not sound like a dumbass!!
Too funny. Hubby calls me a Grammar Nazi.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldnt bother me so much.
I am the grammar police.
Story of my life!! Bad grammar kills me!
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The lord is testing me! #college
I dont know what the when my favorite character dies thing is doing there,but this is about tall-girl problems. - more funny stuff: http://hotfunnystuff.com
The truth about college....
Your teacher asks you to review how you grew spiritually during the course regardless of the content. I went to a catholuc HIGH SCHOOL and most of these are still true. No desrecpect just learn to laugh at yourself :P | 21 Situations You Can’t Avoid At A Christian College
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That moment of complete desperation…
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ugh!!! so true
I swear people ask me this everyday!
I'm working hard not to knock you out. Lol
o so funny
I swear people ask me this while I'm on the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or even answer you... @mypiratecat1 this made me think of some of the dumb jokes you've been subjected to by customers.
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We'll have this conversation again after you've changed out of your sassy pants.
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Free, Thinking Of You Ecard: We'll have this conversation again after you've changed out of your sassy pants.
My kids ;) My husband O.o
I have some people in my life who need to hear this line.
I need to say this to all of my children: Sassy pants
Group texts. Can those be banished to the same island that houses lost socks from the dryer & guys that never call again, please?
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I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Same thing really. Group Text. Nightmare!!!
I so dislike group texts!!! True story!
Omg!! The endless group text is my life!!
Group texts. Can those be banished to the same island that houses lost socks from the dryer & guys that never call again, please?<<<<<<<<it's so funny because I am the one who pits my friends who don't know each other into really big group messages and then everyone hates me for awhile and then I make new friends and do it again!
Haha so true