Yup

Unfortunately, this is probably a true statement. Or, more likely, I'd experiment tasering on some random person.

Busted out laughing at how true this is!!!! hahaha..... SOOOOOO me...... sooooooo true.....

Every time I get one.

I don't always get a sore throat, but when I do, I swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts. So true.

Ha ha ha

I have no idea how to comfort people. Most of the time I'm like, "I have no advice so how about I give you an awkward hug?

I must need an interpreter because when I say “Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car”, my kids hear, “It’s a good time to poop.

Ah, life!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

All the Time

You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care. - x Magnet "You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care either.

Mary hoped the pills kicked in before she reached work....funny b/c my name is Mary.

Mary hoped the pills kicked in before she reached work.funny b/c my name is Mary. Laughing so hard!

I PRETEND TO LIKE PEOPLE EVERYDAY.

5 Ways To Make Any Piece Of Tech Sexy

I pretend to like people everyday.s called being an adult.re allowed to buy booze.

Cannot talk to you today, talked to two people yesterday. Introvert Cat haha #infp

23 Awkward Moments Every Introvert Understands

Carl Jung is so trendy. Years ago, he really made introversion and extroversion a thing. People ran with it. And suddenly it’s 2013 and everybody is misusing the word introvert. You are not an introvert. No you’re

This is hilarious, the triflin part got me lol

This is hilarious, the triflin part got me lol. I know some people this resembles.

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