SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.
Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
All in a day of nursing! Lol
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
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You don't say!
I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program.
That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. #College #Humor #PostGradProblems