Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday.
The five stages of Monday: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine.
Monday Wine! Of course I know it's Monday..... that's why I'm drinking wine!
Free, Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: "Don't worry about calling me. Just pop a cork loudly enough and I'll come running"
Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Rain, Rain go away...or i'll finish this bottle of Chardonnay.
Friday wine day!
I have 8 food groups in my diet: wine, doritos, wine, bacon, wine, chocolate, wine, and coffee.
Ways to win my heart: 1) Buy me wine. 2) Pour me wine. 3) Be wine.
Free, Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: To Do List: Open Bottle Pour Wine Drink Wine Repeat
Oops! Silly me, what a clutz. I spilled some more wine into my glass.
Wine is my bucket list!
Coffee and wine!
Glass? Bottle. Okay.