Sarcasm is my middle name
Sarcasm is my middle name
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True blood true blood true blood
Vampires Stuff, Trueblood, True Facts, So True, Movie, Vampires Porn, True Blood Funny, Favorite, True Stories
its our vampire porn!! ;)
I swear I'm not watching porn. It's True Blood. #funny
#trueblood LOL. Favorite!
hahaha (: I foresee me saying this about Fifty Shades of Grey movies too
Ahaha! So true #Fact
true blood. (true story.)
Bahaha, so true! #TrueBlood
Introvert Problems, Real Life, Comics Book, Funny Pictures, Introvertproblems, Funny Stuff, Funny Photos, Little Sisters, True Stories
this is so me it's not even funny. #introvertproblems
Introvert problems. I THINK IM A FREAKIN CAT.
Pretty good summary of real life haha
Reminds me of my little sister Misty...
I'm here for the boos! hahaha clever
Holiday, Halloween Parties Ideas, Halloween Wine Glasses, Ghosts, Fall, Parties Favors, Angry, Drinks, Crafts
Handpainted Ghost Halloween wine glass. "I'm here for the boos"
I need this for Halloween!! These would be the most adorable Halloween party favors. #drinks #halloween #fall #wine
I'm here for the boos! ;) Halloween wine glass craft
halloween wine glass also could do for other holidays
"I'm here for the boos!" Great Halloween Party Idea! :D
Retail Therapy, Bahahahaha, Woman Quotes, So True, Make Me Laugh, Bwahahahahaha, Choose Wise, Totally Me, Shops Spree
Totally me this week!! Haha Choose wisely
choose wisely :P....need retail therapy once in awhile.
Love it.....a true woman's quote!
Totally me today.... but i did the shopping spree
bwahahahahaha ... so true!
This makes me laugh!
peeta mellark makes good babies
The Hunger, Josh Hutcherson, Future Husband, Too Funny, Hungergames, Joshhutcherson, Hunger Games Humor, So Funny, True Stories
I CALL DIBS ON JOSH HUTCHERSON! he is my future husband :)
The Hunger Games #humor #funny #jennifer lawrence #josh hutcherson #peeta #katniss #hunger games
Josh Hutcherson- too funny!!!!!!!
aha, win. #JoshHutcherson
Josh Hutcherson. true story
I'm not a huge josh hutcherson fan or anything but this is so funny
Definition, Accurate, Basic, So True, Absolutley, Bilingual, Totally Me, Agree, True Stories
Absolutley!!! Especially the last two :)
see i am bilingual
yup couldnt agree more
Totally me haha.
hahaha! so true
Bmx Quotes, My Life, Sayings Anything, Bmx Mom, Im Quiet Quotes, E Cards, True Stories, Quotes Quiet People, Funny People
Ha! True story.
Story of my life... "Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."
Lol e card
Ecards About Crazy People, I Dont Know Why We'Re Friends, Quotes About Families Dramas, My Life, No Time, Quotes About Crazy People, So Funny, Ecards About Drama, Gallon Buckets
I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS!! SO TRUE NO TIME FOR DRAMA AND CRAZY PEOPLE IN MY LIFE !! GET IT??
3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket haha so funny
Honey Booboo, The Hunger Games, Well Said, Funnyness Stuff, So Funny, True Stories
Haha! Kardashians and the Jersey Shore cast competing in The Hunger Games.
and honey booboo.....
This would be so funny to watch
Little Girls, Fluffy, Kids Movie, Favorite Quotes, Despicable Me, Movie Quotes, Favorite Movie, Movie Line, Best Quotes
Despicable Me! One of my favorite movie quotes <3
Despicable Me. My favorite kid movie line!
Best Quote in a kids movie EVER!... My Favorite Movie !!
Best quote ever..."Look at the fluffy unicorn! It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!" Despicable Me. I have this as a ringtone!
It's so fluffy! I love her. Favorite quote from Despicable Me.
Love her so much! Reminds me of another little girl who loves fluffy things.
Best Quote in a kids movie EVER! It's so fluffy!!
Its Hot Outside Quotes, Texas Summer, Degree Weather, 100 Degree, So True, Alabama, The Heat, Agree, Its Hot Outside Funny
Oh my gosh... I hate Texas summers, ughhhhhh
"It's a dry heat...." I basically spend my summer in an oven...I don't care if the heat's dry...it's 100+ degrees outside....
So true. Sorry, Alabama.
couldn't agree more!!
SO TRUE!!! 'Wow, I am really enjoying this 100 degree weather!', said no one ever.
Yes, yes I would. And I do.
Totally Funny, Grocery Bags, My Life, My Husband, So True, Ecards, Totally Me, True Stories, E Cards
So true! story of my life
Pretty sure this ecard was made for my husband...
This is totally me! So true :)
Ha! This is TOTALLY me! And it drives my husband crazy :)
So true for me. I hate itwhen thry put two things in a grocery bag. Come on I'm not that old that I can't carry a heavy bag!
Shark week meets shark tank.
My friends will know why I pinned this!!! Ha!
LoL. It's so obnoxious, but so true! Aaaaagh hahahahaha!!!!
My Friend, Sharks Tanks, Too Funny, So True, So Funny, Shark Week
Laugh, Best Friends, Quotes, Bestfriends, Bff, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards, E Cards
Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends.
I can tell funny quotes memes quote jokes meme lol funny quotes laughter laughs lmao
E Card truth!
ecard for my BFF Michelle lol.. We are totally soulmates lol
friends quote #love #eecard #friendship #sarcasm #bestfriends #cute
➤ See the best Facebook fan page for Pinterest Humor! #ecards #someecards
Sayings, About You, Laugh, The Face, Do You, Lmfao, Bathroom, So Funny, Giggles
lmao @ the face!!
Literally laughed out loud. I always want to say that as my response
this makes me giggle...
I hate it when people are at your house and ask "Do you have a bathroom"? No, we shit in the yard.
lmfao. we shit in the yard.
How about you? totally what my mom would say.......still laughing GAG
Amen, Ain T, Gang Bangs, Makeup, So True, So Funny, Advice, Agree, True Stories
Ladies, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like Crayola gang banged your face.
Ladies, a word of advice ...haha so funny
True story and a word of advice
Ladies, a word of advice! So true people!
Amen to that!!!
Agree. Why is it that so many girls - including some of my friends - feel like they have to plaster their face w/ makeup?! Makeup is meant to accentuate your natural beauty, not recreate it into something fake...
(Miami) Zombie Apocalypse...
my thoughts exactly..
Miami zombie attack.i totally agree
Zombie Apocalypse: warning sign
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!
Zombies Apocalypse, Miami Zombies, Begun, Bath Salts, Warning Signs, Thoughts Exactly, Zombie Apocalypse, Zombie Sayings, Agree
The Lord, I D Die, Thank You God, Thank You Lord, Good Things, Funny, So True, Hate Spiders, Thank You Jesus
:) yes thank you Lord
Thank you God!!
I hate spiders! So true!
That is a good thing to be thankful for! Can you imagine? The horror!
THANK YOU JESUS!! Thank you so much!
Thank the Lord! LOL
I know a few people deserving of a sock..
Awesome, Socks Full, Too Funny, So True, Ecards, Quotes For Stupid People, So Funny, A Freaking Men, Can'T Stop Laughing
Hahaha too funny
omg i can't stop laughing
my new favorite ecard
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid, I'd have a sock full of nickels to beat you with... - Awesome.
Fifty Shades of Grey
Christian Grey, 50 Shades, Fifty Shades, Too Funny, So True, Grey Baby, Baby Boom
Fifty Shades of Grey----hahaha!!! That is too funny!
The results of 50 Shades of Grey
hahahahaha SO true. <3 Fifty Shades of Grey
Christian grey baby boom!!!!!
Fifty Shades of Grey baby boom
Fifty Shades of Grey
Laugh, Quotes, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards, E Cards, True Stories
So true! Story of my childhood!
@ Laura Burch... Look, The Faust's made an e card!!! Lmao!
This is so true! #NurseLife #NurseHumor #Truth
SO TRUE!!!!! Oh, this makes me laugh!!!
I’m sorry, honey. Mommy is a nurse, so we only go to the doctor when we’re dying. #funny #humor #lol #quotes #ecards
Fifty Shades of Grey