. . . this space for rent.
FYI: I will be moving on Tuesday. My lease is up. The toilet leaks but it has a nice view.
'I don't like country music, but I don't mean to "denigrate" those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
"What? How come my K-Mart, "Back to School" back pack has only one arm sling?
"Ahhhh. . . do you think this is Disney's idea of a - kinder / gentler Tatooine?"
"Ahhhhh .. . do you think this is Disney's idea of . . . a kinder - gentler Tatooine.?
"Ooops. I think we made a wrong turn back there at the glacier ice-field."
Sorry: The Pepsi version didn't pass the "Battery Challenge" taste test.
"No kidding! I can save 15% on spaceship insurance by switching to Geico."
". . . move along, these are not the walkers Disney is looking for."
"Stayin' alive - Stayin' alive. " What do you mean, this is the NEW Disney (Episode VII) theme song?
Warning! It's time to rest your Pinning eyes if any of these 5 pins looks blurry
"Duh! . . . What did you think the Disney Vault would look like?"
Stretch these cables and we could send messages up to the moon and back. Why? Just to hear the cool echo.
"If you need to make a lot of margaritas, just add your favorite ingredients to your washing machine and let it agitate, add ground ice and enjoy. Martinis work well too, just remember to tell your guests, they are spun, not shaken or stirred.