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Just a heads up, you're doing the killing in the house when it comes to anything that crawls or has more than two eyes
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Just a heads up, you WILL wash your hands with soap after you do the macho thing and kill a spider with your bare hands.....
Just a heads up, you're doing the killing in the house when it comes to anything that crawls or has more than two eyes - should've been in our vows.
Just a heads up, you're doing the killing in the house when it comes to anything that crawls or has more than two eyes. You're the man, that's your job.
Just a heads up, youre doing the killing in the house when it comes to anything that crawls or has more than two eyes
Just a heads up, you're doing the killing in the house when it comes to anything that crawls or has more than two eyes, yup I didn't read between the lines....
And by that I mean trapping them and taking them outside because I don't want them near me, but don't you dare kill anything that isn't harming you...
Just a heads up, you're doing the killing in the house when it comes to anything that crawls or has more than two eyes - should've been in our vows.
Friday Fun! ‹ Love, Bliss & Coffee
Giggle, Hates Cpr, Poor T Rex, T Rex Hates, Trex, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor
T Rex Hate CPR - http://controversialhumor.com/t-rex-hate-cpr/ #AdultHumor, #Cpr, #FunnyPictures, #Haha, #Humor
T-Rex hates CPR.... seriously can't stop laughing.
Trex cpr.. Just a little humor while I study!
Hahahaha:) #trex #cpr #trexproblems #funny
So stupid but I gave it a good giggle haha
I laugh too hard at the t-rex humor.
T-Rex hates CPR. Haha, that's funny.
LOL. poor t rex
trex hates cpr
LOL | best stuff
hahah kills me. @Morgan Perkins this us on a daily basis
I Quit, Finals Week, Hulk Smash, My Job, Monday Morning, Bad Day, Language But, I Ve Felt, Felt Today
Some days are better than others, and on those bad days.. this about sums it up! Love it.
Excuse the language...but we all have days like this!----like Monday mornings!!!
Hahaha excuse the language but I find this HILARIOUS!!!! LOL!!!
@Christa Chavez bahahahaha this is you on a bad day (;
me during finals week... yep
Just before I quit my job
Thats how I felt today
Bad days at work lol
Fuck This Fuck You Fuck Everyone | WeKnowMemes
why is it always this way?
10 Of The Whiniest Ever First World Problems
Not sure why I can't stop laughing at this
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Not sure why I can't stop laughing at this -- I've known this joke for a long time, but the pictures to it are so funny!
Such an old knock knock joke made new with the assistance of a turtle and elephant seal.
Not sure why I cant stop laughing at this - more funny stuff: http://hotfunnystuff.com
This is the world's funniest thing. Not even lying. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
So funny! I can't stop laughing...
I cant stop giggling right now
Baahhh turtles r so funny
Vitamin-Ha – Random Funny Pictures for the day
Fuck School. I mean i'mma still go though. Funny, ecard, lmao, lol, humor, offensive
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Fuck Work. I mean imma still go though. Lmfao this made me laugh too much!! Love my job but I mean, this is funny!!! For those days you just don't wannaaaa!
Fuck Work. I mean i'mma still go though. (but only because I have to) Funny, ecard, lmao, lol, humor, offensive
Fuck Work. I mean imma still go though. Funny, ecard, lmao, lol, humor, offensive
funny quotes 228 (65 pict) | Funny pictures
This still makes me giggle
My life in a ecard... Lol
I just want to get out of the grocery store... no commenting on my food selection, please!
Grocery Store, Grumpycat, Small Talk, Funny Picture, Funny Stuff, So True, Grumpy Cat, Bags
INFJ...Not fans of small talk! :) *** I loved working in a grocery store! BUT I wasn't a cashier very often and usually in the office. I was complimented on staying very cool under pressure when the system went down (often occurrence) and a billion people started yelling at once. I was able to separate the issues and zone out on each one with hyper focus. Granted I was always exhausted at the end of my shift but I found it pretty fulfilling.
INFJ...Not fans of small talk! :) one of the best grumpy cats yet! hahaha!
Grumpy just made me laugh! Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 84 Pics
cashier tries to make small talk. Grumpy Cat #GrumpyCat #Humor #Meme
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 63 Pics hahahahaha "cut the small talk!"
grumpy cat groceries. Exactly. Just scan and bag. No chatting.
Grumpy Cat on small talk, scan it and bag it lady
I hate small talk as well grumpy cat lol
grumpy cat groceries lol so true
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Unstoppable. Ha ha- this makes me think of when I was ginormously preggers and used those things to pick stuff up off the ground at work- truly unstoppable!!! So funny!
.T-Rex with grabbers. Unstoppable. I laughed so hard. Goes right along with the trex making the bed.
hahahaha made me laugh so hard. (this is kinda how I feel when I have those things in my hand...)
The Unstoppable T-Rex--Natasha Stott, T-Rex adapting for ADLs--so you!! Made me giggle.
unstoppable t-Rex!! Laughed at this a lot more than I should have :-)
Unstoppable t-rex. I need this as a t shirt.
t rex unstoppable. Just makes me laugh.
Unstoppable T-rex!! #Animal #Humor
Funny stuff & kind of motivational
Funny Texts | funny texts (or when you aren't disgusted by it)
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Funny Texts | funny texts (or when you aren't disgusted by it)the funny thing I read all of the text then farted
My boyfriend said he loved me even more when I farted In front of him hah and now were getting engaged
Funny Texts | funny texts.. I would agree with crossed out section...my boyfriend the scribbles
Funny Texts | funny texts (or when you aren't disgusted by it) hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!
Funny Texts #funny commercial ads #commercial ads| http://famous-castles-4188.blogspot.com
Hahaha i don't why I thought this was so funny.
#funnytexts #funny #hilarious #humor #lol #lmao
I prefer the actual quote
funny texts - Dump A Day
Nick's the best!!
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"He's like the human version of grumpy cat." Good ol' turtle face from mr. nick miller Haha! New Girl
"He's like the human version of grumpy cat." The many expressions of Nick Miller. Love New Girl. @Nicole Joiner
"He's like the human version of grumpy cat." OHMYGOSH i love this. Nick Miller of New Girl
The human version of Grumpy cat. Nick from New Girl. I laughed wayyy too hard at this.
Love Him: New Girl Nick Miller Turtle Face #nickmiller #newgirl #turtleface #lovehim
The human version of Grumpy cat. Nick Miller of New Girl. Hahaha best show ever
"He's like the human version of grumpy cat." Love Nick Miller from New Girl!
"He's like the human version of grumpy cat."... Sweet god this is funny
Nick Miller from New Girl. "He's like the human version of grumpy cat."
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This is SO how I'm feeling right now.. Would much rather be relaxing at home with my love..
Much more accurate to say tequila but you get the idea.
I prefer wine but you get the idea. @melissaortegon
I prefer Mike's Hard Lemonade but you get the idea.
This made me laugh... maybe a little too hard.
I prefer wine but you get the idea. Cheers!
I prefer margarita but you get the idea.
I want coffee but you get the idea.
"Wine me" - you get the idea...
Funny Pictures - 37 Pics
Don't be such a downer, Dave.
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But Henry, Corgis can't be ballerinas. Fuck you Dave, I'm gonna follow my dreams! lol yeah Dave!!
Fun Claw - Funny Cats, Funny Dogs, Funny Animals: Funny Animal Pictures With Captions - 19 Pics
Hahaha thats what my dog dude does also half corgi and he does that when he dances around :)
But Henry, Corgies can't be ballerinas. F*ck you Dave! Let me follow my dreams.
dont know why animal things make me laugh... but they do. ha
Attack Of The Funny Animals - 30 Pics #dogs #pets #Corgis
A corgi following his dreams…
Stuff, Quotes, Truth, Funny, Humor, Feminism, Equal Pay
A Late-Night Comedian Makes An Amusing Point About The Fairness Of Men Paying For Date Night (Ii should say I'm all for females sharing costs, but there's some truth to this and it made me laugh!)
Well...yes. Truth is kind of so wrong it's funny? #LillyLedbetterAct #EqualPayForEqualWork #GenderEqualityNow
Funny Pictures Of The Day � 81 Pics ---- but how is this picture of Conan funny when it's the truth??
I'm not someone who really says much about feminist issues and stuff, but this is pretty funny haha
In 1963, at the start of the second wave of feminism, the Equal Pay Act was signed into law. The Equal Pay Act requires that men and women be paid the same amount for the same job in the same establishment. In 1963, women made 58.9% of what men made. According to the National Committee on Pay Equity, in 2010 women made 77% of what men made. The Equal Pay Act was a major achievement for second wave feminists. (10)
Hahaha I don't usually care about stuff like that, but this one's funny
Conan O'Brien quote on equal pay
Ha, funny with truth
Truth in humor
Random Funny Pictures - 69 Pics
Sygmond the fabulous cat
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And here is an epic (apparently very dark) grey cat for the Goddess Freya to make up for her not being the Friday Deity this week. (Sigmond came up in a search on "Norwegian Forest Cat".)
Collage of photographs of Sygmond the Grey. Photos gave him notoriety as "a really epic cat". He's definitely beautiful. Link goes to love meow and has a link to Sygmond as a kitten where the original photos are housed on deviant art Vlad The Mad by Kaptive8 Photography / Animals, Plants Nature / Domesticated Animals
I sure hope Wolfie isn't this furry when she grows up ;) Meet Sygmond, the most epic cat ever…
...missing my own kitty right now so internet felines will have to do
Meet Sygmond, the most epic cat ever…well, on pinterest maybe....
Meet Sygmond, the most epic cat ever... - The Meta Picture
Meet Sygmond, the most epic cat ever… He's so pretty!
Meet Sygmond, the most epic cat ever…Beautiful.
# fierce kitty cat
Meet Sygmond, the most epic cat ever…
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We all need that one friend... This is tooo funny(:
We all need that one friend... My BFF gets me.
I giggled. <3 my best friends! @Kimberly Brown
That's how I know you're a true friend
Thank God for true friends :)
A ha ha! Funny Hope you laugh
hahaha! So true! E card
Omg I laughed out loud
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#diet #dieting #ecard #someecard
Love My Husband, Beer Or, E Card, Cheer, Couple, Soulmates, Relationship Ecards, Beer Quotes, Holding Hands
Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer. Or comes home with a bottle of your favorite liquor and offers to make you a drink...
Every couple goes through shit, but soulmates are the ones who come out of it holding hands and offering to buy each other a beer. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com
I love my husband more than air!
Cheers to my soulmate!
wish some would learn this lesson!
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Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut. True story Lol :D
ugh story of my life. i should get a tattoo of this it's so true...
Funny Ecard. Yeah Keeping my mouth shut is a challenge at times :)
Its a very hard thing to do. Im just not good at it.
When working in retail, this is a daily goal...
OMG!!! THIS IS SO TRUE FOR ME!! True story.
So true about my life haha
I do work hard on this.
Funny but True story
Girl, Inspiration, Quotes, Fucking Well, Truth, Random, Sticks, Things, Heels
but it's okay to be a stick in heels, as long as you're a happy, healthy one.
Please excuse the language... But I admire this girl so much. So inspiring.
You can be a stick if you want to, though. Do your thing, people.
Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos) : theCHIVE
i'm not a stick in heels, oh fucking well.
Not a stick in heels... | I'm Just A Girl
Truth Honesty Curves. But I am in heels
"I'm not a stick in heels..."
Stick in heels
you can bet your sweet bottom i'll be saying this from now on to gget away with everything
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Animate your ecards with Animate Me. Here's a Funny ecard for the FREE Animate Me Talking Photos App. Turn this e-card into a funny video ecard! http://www.animatemeapp.com/get
21 Cats Sleeping In The Weirdest Positions (PHOTOS)
21 Cats Who Give A Whole New Meaning to Cat Naps
PHOTOS. Les chats dorment vraiment n'importe où
funny photos of cat's sleeping position
I cannot brain today. I has the dumb.
this is funny!
Funny Animals, Giggle, Dogs, Funny Stuff, Pugs, Funnies, Humor
It took me a legit five mins to stop laughing at this...in fact Im still giggling about it..
Funny Dogs for I need a laugh friday! www.sparklesandglue.com // JHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
black small dog (pug?) with bulking eyes looking at every which way. Humor, lol.
| see what you did cross eyed dog pug animal funny pics pictures pic ...
Funny Dogs for I need a laugh friday! www.sparklesandglue.com
I can't stop laughing; I'm so in love! Funny Pug Dog
Derpy Dog. The one thing I love and hate about pugs.
animal humor and funny animals pics
Derp Pug is on to you…
Story of my life
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funny quote not anxious extremely aware of what could go wrong this is SO me!!!
ME!!! LOL funny quote not anxious extremely aware of what could go wrong
I've never seen an ecard as accurate as this one describing my life lol
Yeah, so that's definitely me...
Funny quote, and totally me!
ME!!! LOL funny but true!
Thanks, law school.
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Oh my pickles! That's funny, I am kind of a big deal... I mean dill. Lol
Big Dill Art Print @erinhoyer -- you're gonna love this!
I can SEE that!! ;o) ... Big Dill Art Print
Halloween costume pun ideas! Kind of a Big Dill
I'm kind of a big deal. lol this made me laugh
Vegetable Pun | Dill Pickle | Just for Laughs
. My Gretchen would have giggled at this ;)
funny veggie puns - Google Search
Big Dill Art Print
Me eating a hot pocket right out of the microwave - Imgur its a GIF go to website!