Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. Yep, that's me

so true

Love This, want to hang it right inside my front door, it should say, the house was clean an hour ago sorry you missed it!

know the feelin

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.

funny cat

Farewell letter from

i love cats. i love sunglasses. i especially love cats IN sunglasses.

Yes...this happens.

I Waste So Much Time


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lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.


Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit no one will even talk to me.


if you have ever stepped on a lego barefoot.u understand the seriousness of this ecard.


ain't that the truth! at lunch i'll be telling one of my besties a secret and a not quite as close friend will ask what we're whispering about. being true bestfriends, we exchange a look and know exactly what to say.