Yes I do!!

Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list. -- Haha I do this all the time. Especially at work

Far too often!

my brain is giving me the silent treatment today ( as it does most days ) LOL


That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status. So many times, but I used self control said it out loud instead.


shark or seaweed, same, love, love the beach and looking at the ocean.being in the ocean, not so much!


Coffee Humor: I am going to attempt to drink less coffee and more water, pffftt… bwahahaha… sorry I can't even say that with a straight face.


"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

Call me old fashioned ...

Amen - I'm sorry, call me old-fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina. Hahahahaha so true


Funny Confession Ecard: Watching Hoarders is the only thing that inspires me to do housework.


Men say that women should come with instructions. What's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?